OLIVER BRENDAN

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[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 22 Apr 2012).
And you? https://t.co/uCMMZ54l1o

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 3 years (since 22 Apr 2012).
And you? http://t.co/uCMMZ54l1o

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about"

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed so i'd have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet"

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

Abraham Lincoln grew his famous beard after an 11-year-old girl told him "All the ladies like whiskers."

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

Due to the gender imbalance, by the year 2020, 24 million Chinese men will be unable to find a spouse.

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

Bring back our girls and take our yahoo bois ?

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

Am scared! Un-interrupted power supply till this morning ......what re dey up to?

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

A man killed himself nd ran away..#chai#

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been using since 2003... Ki lo de???

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

English can be so crazy... That awkward moment when a teacher enters the class and asks "when is my next period"

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out."

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

Sometimes you have to accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be."

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

There's nothing like a late night conversation with someone you care about."

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side."

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

Dancing, drawing, painting, singing, and masturbating can all help combat depression."

[OLIVER BRENDAN @brendwhezzy2000]

Keep your thoughts positive because they become your words, values, behavior, habits and destiny."