brenna

the universe is my sugar daddy • she/her

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Every day after work is a choose your own adventure and the two adventures are go to the gym or go home and smoke weed

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

I will never understand people who bring their pets into food establishments?? It’s gross? “He’s a service animal!” Oh really because your “trained” dog is tugging at his leash, harassing customers and jumping his front paws on the counter near all our food. Fuck off.

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

Take edibles and go to Cirque du Soleil

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

He’s a 10 but skips the intro of Stranger Things

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

Idk about anyone else with a uterus but I personally have developed the ick so bad for men that idk the next time I will be comfortable allowing one to touch me

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

I’d love to hear the men who think they can have an opinion on women’s reproductive rights explain how to insert a tampon

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

@BassheadBunhead I am so going to Bella’s house at some point too lol

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

I live 30 minutes from the Cullen house— middle school Brenna would cry

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

@LexisDeanna Me too! It’s entertaining and you can learn a lot about people

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

“Nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” is a bold statement coming from obnoxious men who only post photos of their truck or deer they killed

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

@firthkaylee Aaaah so exciting!! And at red rocks too! Enjoy ❤️

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

@firthkaylee Have so much fun!!! I’m hopefully getting out there in November for Ganja White Night

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

Who is the best Spider-Man?

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

@_mavys_ Send tips my way 📝

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

Really got some dick from Connecticut in a BMW honking at me as I’m chilling in my parked car at work for my 30 minute break lol sweetie I’m working a double and not leaving. Fuck off and find a different spot bc you’re interfering with my time to recharge & disassociate

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

@imcodyjacob LMAOOOOO the nerve of them to even ask 😂

[brenna @brennaaaa14]

Kinda funny to see your high school bullies post about the importance of mental health lmao where was that energy when you made my life hell all throughout high school? Hope you’ve healed since then but damn the hypocrisy is hilarious