✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧

did u know that ferrets are the only species in the animal kingdom that feel regret? ◈ she/her ◈ ᶜᴬᴺᶜᴱᴿ☼, ᵛᴵᴿᴳᴼ☾

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

how 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙚 you refer to something as a hoedown when it is so 𝙤𝙗𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 a
ｈｏｏｔｅｎａｎｎｙ

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

@chobaniflipcup big mood

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

the equivalent, anyway

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

wish I could put my titties in a ponytail

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

garlic and onion: acid reflux
cream based sauces and gravy: acid reflux
tomato sauce & salsa: acid reflux
desserts: acid reflux
spicy or tangy foods: acid reflux
citrus fruits: acid reflux

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

pretty sure I’ve had GERD for like three years or more and it’s gotten so bad that I was looking up what kind of foods I should eat and uh come to find out everything I enjoy is bad for me!!!! why can’t i just eat for sustenance and not pleasure!!!!!!

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

@cornplaina 🥺 thank you

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

I yam sickly and feel gross and lazy so I did my taxes and paid all our bills so I would feel like I’m not a disgusting garbage person

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

@DailyCig Me lmaoooooo I will literally have like one mile left until empty before I get gas

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

No I do not know who I’m siding with this playthrough but I KNOW it ain’t gonna be the legion

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

Boone,, I’m so sorry about your wife and thank you for offering your red beret to me wow that’s so adorab—- oh you need me to do what???

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

If anyone needs me I will be eating chicken strips on the New Vegas Strip (aka playing fallout new vegas and eating chicken strips)

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

He also will go back and forth between laying on me and laying on cole if we are both in bed. He also ACTIVELY watches tv. Like will STARE at it intensely. I’ve been watching Degrassi lately so this is entertaining to me. My boy likes his stories.

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

My favorite thing about The Boy Cat™ is that if I’m in bed on my side, he will lay down on my side/shoulder and he feels like a weighted blanket or something that is very comforting and cozy and heavy and warm. What a sweet boy!!!!

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

maybe because I’m in mourning and not very hungry so this is the only thing that sounds good

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

My current food obsession unfortunately is the salad supreme from us pizza and this is day three of me eating it or making my own version as a shift meal at work lmao

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

Stella died tonight while Cole and I petted her. I have been screaming and crying and petting her body hoping she would wake back up…

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

Things I’m afraid of:
1. ~Creepy Men~
2. Men…………
3. PEOPLE
4. Giant Cockroaches
5. Having a life threatening illness that I don’t ever find out about because I don’t go to the doctor
6-99. Blah blah blah
100 (probably) Supernatural stuff??

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

I do not want to see them or have them near my porch surfaces but unfortunately central Arkansas is a giant cockroach (water bug, what my family called them) HUB

[✧ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴛᴏᴏᴛ ✧ @brennibeeb]

I don’t get on twitter or social media much at all anymore but I’m drunk and on my porch smoking a cig,,, I appreciate that it’s chilly out still because I know the giant roaches will be out soon and I have a personal vendetta against every giant cockroach!!!