ratchet dragon

not you, fat jesus.

[Riqosuavé X @TyriqyD]

Saw a dead deer on the side of the road on my way to work, not gonna lie. I’m kinda jealous.

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

im about to say a lot of bad words.

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

doagies never fail to satisfy 🤤

[b.b @benoobrown]

When you realise you’ve been treating yourself a bit too much and things are starting to open up again

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

some people really need to learn that if you need to follow up your comment with "i'm not trying to be offensive" , you shouldn't have made the comment in the first place.

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

i had a gut feeling today was going to be horrible.

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

it's not even 11am and i need several wines.

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

i make too many impulsive purchases when i'm stressed.

[N. @nnnatene]

Every time I see certain things about pregnancy, I reduced the amount of kids I want by 1. Right now I’m on -383

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

when you're driving do you ever get the urge to pull over when you see a bag on the side of the road to check and make sure it's not a human or an animal, or are you normal?

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

i hate every single person today.

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

like 😩😩🥺🥺

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

tomorrow is my grandparents 60th anniversary 🥺

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

@tonyshedtalk i meant to vote HELL YES

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

the fact that my grandparents text me is literally the best thing ever.

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

i. need. to. see. Them.

[🦋 @unabIez]

highkey don’t wanna tell anyone whats going on in my life ever

[ratchet dragon @brennmore]

gotta be awkward when you get caught lurking 😂😂