Brendan

My name is not Brandon

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

brb gotta don my gay apparel

[Brendan @brennny_b]

@abbiedube Yes

[Brendan @brennny_b]

It’s a good day to be gay

[Brendan @brennny_b]

I wish I was kidding but I just witnessed someone making out with a tree.

Full tongue action. Only in NYC

[Brendan @brennny_b]

With consent of course ☝️

[Brendan @brennny_b]

Dress pants can make a booty go from flabby to I wanna grabby

[Brendan @brennny_b]

Well a homeless person just threw a chicken bone at me… first time for everything ig

#welcometonewyork

[Brendan @brennny_b]

Y’all… I fell asleep on the train last night and legit ended up on the last stop in the Bronx 😮🥴

[Brendan @brennny_b]

Lmfao good joke I ended up with four still

[Brendan @brennny_b]

Goal for 2022: stay at one job for a full year so when taxes come around I have one W-2 and not FOUR 😵💀

[Brendan @brennny_b]

@_meaganking Meagan honestly the funniest thing we both started to laugh 😂😂

[Brendan @brennny_b]

This girl and I locked eyes in the subway as the train jerked forward and someone’s backpack hit her in the face lmao

[Brendan @brennny_b]

It obvi wouldn’t be the end of Mercury Retrograde without a thunderstorm that shakes the floors

[Brendan @brennny_b]

What do bodega cats think about

[Brendan @brennny_b]

@bcimtrash Not even lol maybe on a Citi bike

[Brendan @brennny_b]

@Chilldick19 Honestly it is…. I’m glad someone agrees

[Brendan @brennny_b]

Lime green isn’t a Christmas color, gays.

[Brendan @brennny_b]

@Verizon I’ve had no service in NYC for like the past 7 hours?? When will this be fixed

[Brendan @brennny_b]

@bcimtrash @netflix Honestly I figured that before I tweeted but I just needed to broadcasts the frustration 😂

[Brendan @brennny_b]

I might be in Mexico, but still wondering why @netflix removed Schitts Creek before October 3rd 🤔

[Brendan @brennny_b]

@bcimtrash @netflix So sad lmao