Bren Pateman

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@OliverRyanUK So we're good people, eg Dolly.
Buffoon and cynic, you are!
For your two punnets, a shit I don't give.

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@spectator Him. Stadlen etc. Gingers. Is it hereditary?

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@HannahIamthest1 Isn't that the lovechild of Brains from Thunderbirds and Bradley Walsh?

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@HannahIamthest1 I remember on Xmas eve 1971 going into the public (remember them?) in The Lamb, Romford market place, with 5 mates and getting 6 drinks (pints or shorts with a mixer) with one of them. And a bit of change. Would be 40 quid today?

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@emilyhewertson Swapping a pillock of a pm for worse, how much did makerfield cost??

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@CumbriaShaun Well, let her be the 1st volunteer. Mind you, it's probably so long unused, it's now healed up.

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@danwootton I recognise one and can name none.

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@TexanGhost @Neccccy Looks like a younger version of macrons husband.

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@Airaasayss 6 on front, 6 on back, 2 sleeve holes, neck and lastly hem.
Not 10, I'm afraid.

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@JuliaHB1 @SamanthaNiblet4 I thought that was Lawrence Fox done up on a parody acct.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll The Green Gobbling.

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@bagshaw2112 Hi Steve

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@hoomansv 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@SqSehrish 5

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@mcgregormackenz @Duckers56132160 But then, "have you seen his wife"?
" no "
" nor has he ".

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@TomK_Brit1993 He did that to others though. So when in Rome, "do as".
Sorry he deserves every fucking bit of it.
And prosecution.

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Having sex in the 90s

Man- I'm sexually attracted to you

Woman- me too

Man- let's fuck

Woman- yes

Having sex in 2026:

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@Xmusknewsx Total bollocks apart from the chattering classes.

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@Neccccy Can't.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll What an utter airhead.