Brenda Purvis

to live would be an awfully big adventure.

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#promoteinclusion Unlimited flex holidays for all employees.

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What the actual 🤬, @BNBuzz?! A literal book series called "Assassination Classroom"?! On display in the center of the store no less. @MomsDemand what do we do next?

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@madebygoogle Dreaming of my phone working after the system update 😒

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Is anyone else's @Google Pixel not working after the update? My phone is practically unusually at times. @madebygoogle

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@CorelleBrands "unbreakable"

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Covid-19 Economic Response: Cancel Student Loans by Executive Order. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/mpb8zuGtU9 via @Change

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To obtain proof of citizenship, you should have to pass a handwashing knowledge and demonstration assessment - including all current American residents.

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@CDCgov is calling #coronavirus a "novel" flu which I assume means they anticipate there to be a begining, a middle, and an end.

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If #GwynethPaltrow's vagina candle votive costs $75, then the three-wick must cost and arm and a ...
@goop

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@MurderinOregon @BrightPacheco thank you for telling the story of Michael Francke!

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6yo: my boogers smell like tuna!

Me: 🤢

#parenting

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Can someone tell me where I can find a support group for Tooth Fairies? #parenting

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My spouse and I take pictures together so infrequently people think we're announcing another baby when we do
@mitchpurvis #antisocial

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When your tears of laughter seamlessly turn into tears of warmth and love, and back to tears of hilarity. @SchittsCreek

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Took me 10 listens to figure out @lizzo wasn't saying "white men great til they gotta be great" I really made that shit about someone, didn't I?

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"I didn't hear it from somewhere, I learned it in my imagination."

- My 5 year old
#parenting #kidssay

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5yo: what happens when we die?

Me: I don't know the answer to that.

5yo: maybe we stay right where we are.

#speechless #parenting

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The culmination of my entire dinner consisting of food my kids didn't eat. #parenting

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Sometimes my phone is more drunk than me and I have to put it to bed ..

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Me: @AmazonFashion swiping on insta feed bish I already got all these --

Me: ooh what's this ?