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Bowling Bros?! Actually Cringe Bros!!

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If Donald Trump were still alive, and the U.S. were run by a bunch of Kelvinpilled politicians we'd be in an infinitely worse spot.

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hey go to bed

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god fucking Christ I miss playing with my friends

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Ahem....getting a job as a plumber...getting fired for practicing my own hobby at work....getting busted for drunken driving....getting put through the workplace woodchipper...all for $20 an hour....all to feed my drunk ass

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The rumors are true: David is flirting with starting his farming career

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Andrew and I are going to hit you

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life is a constant struggle man

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hey you stupid fucksucker

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dude at some point last night i said “I hope the Panthers don’t draft Tyler"

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goddammit kelvin has written a song that will absolve student debt

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It's swamp time for me. It could be for you too.

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Gone are the golden years of mine.

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That fuckin sandwich is FUCKING GOOD. Matthew McConaughey is great, the bread is just OK.

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Camped out at Bowling Bros HQ, now we wait.

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As a spokesperson for #radiationpoisoning- Tyler needs to take this stupid rock back from me.

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Them Charlotte Bobcats got me thinkin' 'bout the end of the world!

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Ryan's taste in milk?!? They say chocolate, but he usually digs up the white stuff.

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A national tragedy is no laughing matter but just a week ago I competed in a basketball game with my nuts out and was undefeated

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I should have known Andrew was going to snatch my sweets. He always does! I feel like I'm trying to steal them back from a pack of hungry wolves...Oh, and I guess I should mention: #AndrewStoleMySweets

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💔 Time to get to work on forgiving so that I can move forward and thrive! #Forgiveness #Selfcare #Growth