Brenson Thomas

biscuit, and Beyoncé enthusiast. tv writer. theatre maker & actor. roots in GA/Philly; rooted in NYC. He/him.

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@DatsMeMyraM Ok go awff skin!!!!

[drippy @laughin2dabankk]

If I popout & ya birthday cake is chocolate ima make sure that’s ya last birthday, You raggedy muthafucka.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Pitched a movie to a studio. They liked the idea. They paid me to write the movie. I wrote the movie. After a while, they decided they ain't wanna make the movie.

I said "cool. Gimme back the rights to my movie."

They said, "Cool. gimme back the money I paid you."

I said, "Cool. What's ya cash app?"

They said..... "Cool pay us back what we paid you, and if you sell this idea to someone else. give us 4% of that compensation AND give us 4% of any back end profits you make on top of that compensation and if the movie spins off into a TV show you owe us a $5000 per episode royalty on not only that show but on any spin-off shows that emerge from that derivative IP including any characters that weren't in the original script. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This the wild shit you'll never learn about from a podcast or a book or a Masterclass.😂These broke stingy ass bitches out here asking for alimony.

Anyways. 'Transformers One' was amazing. and I'm embarrassed that i watched it on a plane and not in a theatre.

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@AyannaPrescod Dark Noon at St. Ann’s Warehouse was phenomenal and form-pushing. Incredible!

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the few of us who actually saw in the heights in theaters were never in doubt about wicked

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@popphits Wait, is this SATC icon Magda?!!

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@LDarian praying for you, and sending so much love your way💜

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@PSawyerSchu FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

My God, there truly is no one like this man. The sheer magnetic charisma, the gravitas, the clarity and ease with text. He is the forever standard.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Denzel Washington can still recite Shakespeare from when he played the role of Othello at age 22.

(via @TheGNShow)
https://t.co/IhTMG41mqd

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@popphits And star of the Parent TRAP! I see what you did there M. Night😏

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

I’m watching ER for the first time (it’s so great, so 90s) and I don’t understand why Eriq LaSalle isn’t a bigger star

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

The older I get the more I appreciate a well stocked Marshall’s/TJ Maxx

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@DatsMeMyraM Girl what?!?!!

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@whoweekly She should play Britney Spears

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

In general, I think correcting someone’s grammar or way they speak is hugely problematic…except for this FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SAYING “CASTED”

[Howard Sherman @HESherman]

Please: cast, not casted.

Please.

[laura j. brown @laurjbrown]

yeah gavin creel was a singular talent but i love how everyone is emphasizing just how fucking kind he was, and THAT is a legacy

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

The joy of getting into bed on a Friday night is unmatched

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@SameOlDarius @RedDlicious I have specific memories of you talking about how loud she is

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@popphits whhaaaaat is Patti’s wig???

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@marcusraye *Marie

[Brenson Thomas @brenthomas112]

@marcusraye I loved Jessica Maria Garcia in Diary of a Future President!