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Future Mayor of Bryan, Tx

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https://t.co/K56nht01AZ Here’s a list of songs that play repeatedly at my work. Now you can enjoy the sounds of my daily agony from the comfort of your own home. Enjoy.

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If you’re a female accountant and your bio isn’t ‘lady on the streets, freak in the excel sheets’ then you’re really blowing it.

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PSA: you can actually get a pretty sizeable amount of playdough on Amazon for $8. It’ll be here Saturday so we’re in for a wild weekend.

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John Paul Jones has some serious Patrick Bateman vibes and I support this.

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Aaaaand Dany is about to go full Anakin to Vader mode.

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It pains me how manya NFL draft pick highlights are defensive plays against A&M’s offense.

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Cersei wanted those elephants so bad.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Is UVA really the National Champs if they didn't beat @UMBCAthletics this year? 🤔

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Hope Lubbock still goes bananas tonight but called it.

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I just want Andy Dwyer to be the next batchelor.

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What happens if the batchelor just keeps showing up to rose ceremonies but never sends any girls home? Like oh no it’s cool ladies y’all can all stay lol.

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The Girl Scouts hit me with an “excuse me sir” and I was done for

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How does 2019 feel about the AppleJacks Cinnamon guy? Cultural appropriation or nah? V important.

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If Matt Damon was stuck on mars with only a @Costco pizza, he could ration that out and live for a month.

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Fancy pants are only special if you also wear something other than the pants. If you only wear the pants, no one will even notice the pants.

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A movie where Will Ferrell is King David, and John C Riley is Uriah. Go.

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Why don't instagram pages have music imbedded like MySpace. That was 🔥

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

[GAMEDAY] Two intoxicated females passed out in a bathroom. Checked out by EMS and released to their husbands. #BTHOclemson

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Texags is actually going to implode

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Who's even buying the pop tarts with no icing? The Amish? ....those are just tarts.