Brenton House

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

Are your teeth your bones?

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

I need your help. Wife just said, "not everyone likes cake..."

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

The ship does not reach it's destination by controlling the wind, but controlling what it does with the wind that's provided.

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

Just had to wipe snow off of the seat in the porta-john. How's your morning going?

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

"If you’re an expert kisser, aim your mouth at their mouth. If you’re a beginner kisser, just try to aim your face at their face."

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

If anybody has some Super Nintendo games laying around, hmu

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

@gjtwhite man, I make a killer batch of nog every year. Raw eggs, milk, cream, and nutmeg. Wish you were here bud

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

@gjtwhite alright. Do you seriously not have egg nog in New Zealand?

[Flynt Flossy @RealFlyntFloss]

Got sumfin cooking up for yall

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

Missin all my road dogs today. Stay safe out there crew.

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

Go state

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

@themerchdude I'm so glad you're that way

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

@WilliamMatt22 chipotle.

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

Part of growing up is realizing that you're too old for Internet in your pocket.

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

Ed found his drink

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

@daniel_gideon so awesome dudes

[Daniel McCartney @mccartneydk]

Thank you so much to everyone. It's because of you we can do this.

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

@KyleWIIM dude. No kidding.

[Brenton House @brentonrocks]

There's no better meat in the world than fresh back straps from a whitetail deer