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[brenuh @brenuh]

My mom keeps calling my baby fat. Why she body shaming a 7 month old

[brenuh @brenuh]

Anyway shout out to all my picture love reactors

[brenuh @brenuh]

Honestly every time one of my close friends likes one of my Facebook pictures but doesn’t ~love react~ to it, I judge them for it

[brenuh @brenuh]

And I realize how stupid that is but oooh girl I remember and I feel your not-full support during this time in my life

[brenuh @brenuh]

Finally went to the dentist today & it’s only gonna cost $150 to fix my broken tooth. I will actually not be going bankrupt from it thought u guys would want to know

[brenuh @brenuh]

Going bankrupt because a filling fell out of my tooth tonight

[brenuh @brenuh]

Just got self conscious and read my last few tweets and I used the word “always” in all of them. Humiliated

[brenuh @brenuh]

When I was in 2nd grade my mom got a boyfriend (weird) and his name was Darryl and I always had a crush on him bc he had a super cool mustache

[brenuh @brenuh]

I hate when people share something on the internet like a quote or an article, and at the end say “who wants to tell them?” Bc I’m always like wait what exactly are we telling them and who is them

[brenuh @brenuh]

@BailieeElisee @moslayin Pepto bismoe lolol

[brenuh @brenuh]

I always thought the L was silent in Pepto Bismol

[brenuh @brenuh]

@moslayin U just say “too bad” and boom problem solved 💯

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

the nightman cometh

[Chaz Firestone @chazfirestone]

perfect

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

Donald Trump announces that Charlie Kelly will lead the Department of Bird Law

[MidMyx @Myxtoven]

New Girl popcorn machine episode exists...

[brenuh @brenuh]

@Lexingtonsky @kirawontmiss I’m invested. Did u get terminated / did he get any repercussions for being a butt head

[brenuh @brenuh]

I was like Jamaica??? U said u were going to Florida?? She said “I did. For the layover” Truly iconic, but in the worst way possible

[brenuh @brenuh]

Not me having severe anxiety thinking something serious happened to my mom with all the rain & wind in NC, because none of my texts or calls went through to her and I’ve never once known my mom to have her phone turned off

[brenuh @brenuh]

This is like my senior year of hs when mom told me she was going to Florida for a week. I didn’t hear from her for 2 days, and I’m home alone, panicking that she didn’t make it there. Then she finally texts back saying she made it safely to Jamaica