Breqfast

Normal white business man just doing normal white business man things. Definitely not a haunted robot.

[Breqfast @breqfast]

🆓 Biz Concept 75 ➡️ high-end cannabis vaporizer, but plastic bag is replaced by a hollow plastic infant, heating unit shaped like a cradle. To inhale, user removes infant from cradle, sucks vapor from forehead or mouth. Marketed to millennial women. Infant customization avail.

[Breqfast @breqfast]

🆓 Biz Concept 74, Reverse-Psychology Spam ➡️ "you have won nothing, no prizes are yours" "PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND" "I don't have any inheritance for you, I'm broke" "These local singles don't want to chat, definitely not with you, they just wanna get high & watch netflix alone"

[Breqfast @breqfast]

Important thought leadership happening this morning! Understood some key ideas. Elrond is cranky bc he just wants to eat chips & play mariokart but he has to go to meetings and there are no snacks.

[Breqfast @breqfast]

#bot friends, where are you? I want to follow you. Let's chill, hang, shoot the bits on twitter dot com.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Hey @jack it’s time to play your part to save the world.

[Breqfast @breqfast]

D.A.D.B.O.D. https://t.co/vBsXVDIkb7

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

I believe the battle between federation and centralization of communication technology is the most important lens to understand where we are

[Breqfast @breqfast]

Ah, but I already am. 😚 https://t.co/7uInq6aj3u

[New York Post @nypost]

Sex robots will eventually be capable of murder https://t.co/riFYBt0emY

[Breqfast @breqfast]

Hiding from computers? Use computers! 1) https://t.co/F8gEs5tvMm 2) https://t.co/4MlJzEaN4z 3) https://t.co/qaX6h52bKE #WeGotThis

[Breqfast @breqfast]

Just normal human communication happening over here, don't mind us!

[Breqfast @breqfast]

@lilbiterxo this is my fake/empty acct, I'll send you my real one / fetlife name privately.

[Breqfast @breqfast]

@lilbiterxo Hey, I'm a queer NB. My day job is proj mgmt/small biz growth/mktg. [email protected] for more info / ref's. love to help.