Bret Upton

If you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face

[Bret Upton @bret69]

@AndyJEssex @FrancisChipp And some actual FACTS!

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@Mike_kim714 Favourite chips?

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@_raymondw Couldn’t have these in England

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@RacesNow_ The 🐐

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@BoxingBritain1 Looking forward to @Peety_Editor views on this and the corner behaviour immediately post fight @FightDisciples 🫡

[Bret Upton @bret69]

@Mr_Husky1 @_DHOTYA

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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[Bret Upton @bret69]

@ToonPolls Ban the people who told him to sit down

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Archer bowling 93 clicks once series has gone 👏

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@willhewitt1010 Well done you’ve backed a winner fuck me

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@Tomrob1991 @AMAZlNGNATURE 😂😂😂

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@james_safc Shrewd operator on him?

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@JoelBlandSport Why wait for the new year

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@FightDisciples Ian talked the talk all week. Couldn’t walk it 🚶‍♂️

[Bret Upton @bret69]

How can he honestly stand there and blame the bowling. Brain dead.

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

Brendon McCullum reflects on England's two-day defeat in Perth.

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@englandcricket I wish I’d been to sleep use are fucking shite

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Another day for golf at least. Wonder if we get three figures with Cummins and Hazlewood back #Ashes25

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@RobbyBerger Bob Does Sports to the moon 🚀

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@cricketcomau What’s a weatherald and doggett

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@BenCrellin God that looks far far to sad for Christmas film fuck me