Bret

closed mouths don't get fed. Insta: bretbretbret snap: b.vice

[kelsi @kelsebelles]

The other day it occurred to me that people from places other than LA don't get the joke in Princess & the Frog when Naveen says he is from "far, far away" and Ray says "Get outta town- y'all from Shreveport?" and I was so sad for them

[Bret @bret__vice]

So hungry but I have to fast until my Dr appointment at 10 am😞

[Bret @bret__vice]

If my friends ex is fine ima fuck idc. I prolly wouldn’t date them tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Bret @bret__vice]

Almost rt’d until I realized it’s prolly me

[Tori @ToriiDee_]

I keep some of you dramatic ass people on social media bc y’all are fun to watch... if I’m being honest..

[Bret @bret__vice]

For a minute I was too friendly & thought I had to keke with everyone. I’m glad I shook back & started speaking again. People will walk all over you so quick if u show just a tiny bit of kindness smh. It’s really sad

[Bret @bret__vice]

@JacieeeLeigh No I’ve had full arguments over it before lmao

[Bret @bret__vice]

I thought I was the only one that HATES this shit. Even if I’m just running to the store, it’s not your business

[jace @JacieeeLeigh]

Like I’m so weird but I cannot stand being asked where I’m going, who I’m with, where I’ve been or if I’m going to work. Leave. Me. The. Fuck. Alone.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I don’t know if bitches wanna fight me or eat my pussy both I’m with it when it comes to both🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[Bret @bret__vice]

@devin_lebleu Omg sorry I thought you were talking to me😂😂😂

[Bret @bret__vice]

My fucking white trash, ugly prison rat neighbor let one of his 25 (literally) ”hunting dogs” get out and attack pearl AGAIN. Second time from the same dog. A big ass hunting pit vs a 15 y/o mini Aussie. this is gonna be the reason I get locked up 😡😞 my poor Pearl man I’m LIVID

[Bret @bret__vice]

@devin_lebleu Girl shut up nobody said they were all bad & im not about to argue with you & that fake ass “Lol”. I was saying that bc they’re big & strong as fuck

[Bret @bret__vice]

Being Hiram Lodge is my main goal in life

[Bret @bret__vice]

I get so nervous at the Doctor but at least I’m clean & don’t have an STD lol

[Jessica Kowalczyk Kankel @jessicak98_]

If your grandma doesn’t do this when you leave, is she really your grandma???

[Bret @bret__vice]

I want to believe shit like this but I just know somebody made it up. “God told me to do a handstand at a coke machine”😂 & then the guy really pulled a gun out as proof he was going to kill himself???😂 dumb

[Chan @Cman_2017]

Not gonna lie that gave me chills

[Bret @bret__vice]

I’m ALWAYS right😂😂 it never fails. I can read people like it’s nothing smh

[Bret @bret__vice]

I hate when I get mad bc it takes so long for me to calm down. I’ll just be in a horrible mood for days over some dumb shit

[Bret @bret__vice]

My card just tried to deny at the Ez Mart & a crackhead with nary a tooth in his mouth laughed at me til I fixed it, then paid for a can of coke with pennies. Today is just not a good day

[Bret @bret__vice]

@AbbieQuinn18 But I promise you I’m not playing with them any more. My poor lil baby is sitting here miserable & can barely even stand up😣

[Bret @bret__vice]

@AbbieQuinn18 That’s so sad 😕 I don’t blame you at all. Honestly if I was here I would have stabbed it with my lil pocket knife lol

[Bret @bret__vice]

If I don’t feel like I’m receiving the respect I deserve, from ANYONE, I’m out. Idc if it’s a friendship, relationship, family, I’m done doing whatever I possibly can for people and being shit on