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this is an anti-salad account ❌🥗 | gt ‘≥22

[Bret with one “t” @bret_min]

when that guy giving that convocation speech said “you can do that!” he was NOT referring to playing the willage piano

[iana murray @ianamurray]

everything i have learned about this show has been against my will

[julia @glitterjuj]

im so anti ai its not even funny like it genuinely makes me angry

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

happy august to the people who live for the hope of it all

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

the E in STEM stands for eigenvector

[Bret with one “t” @bret_min]

i just wanted ramen why is the table next to me talking about ai 🥀🥀🥀

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

how do you even explain this to someone who isn’t chronically online 😭

[Bret with one “t” @bret_min]

how am i supposed to be funny now

[Jason FireSword 🔥 @FireswordJason]

THE ELECTION RESULTS ARE IN!
MOOLINDA WU SWEEP!

[Bret with one “t” @bret_min]

student body wear deodorant on the first day of classes challenge (impossible)

[rajesh sandcat @rajeshsandcat]

flight attendant said they’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

[MathMatize Memes @MathMatize]

Now we're talking

[Bret with one “t” @bret_min]

the post meeting reminder that insider trading is illegal