Bret Eddins

GENTLEMAN OF LEISURE, FORMER HAS BEEN & ALL AROUND DECENTLY AVERAGE INDIVIDUAL

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Brewers reliever Abner Uribe made a Minor League rehab appearance while Milwaukee's High-A team featured Lederhosen-style alternate uniforms

(via @CMehring)

[Jordan D. Hill @JordanDavisHill]

TIRED: No fall weddings

WIRED: No fall funerals

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

THANK YOU to @AuburnFootball and @CoachGolesh for welcoming so many lettermen back.

Great job by @JerisMcIntyre and the whole staff!

#WDE #AUFB

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

Back where it all started. 🦅

Great having our Auburn Football alumni back home!

[Jeris McIntyre @JerisMcIntyre]

Inviting ALL Tiger Football Alumni exclusively to

TIGER FOOTBALL ALUMNI DAY

Saturday , August 22

10:00am to 3:00pm

Must RSVP by no later than Monday, August 17

All attendees must 1) RSVP and 2) receive a confirmation email to attend. All attendees are guaranteed up to ONE additional guest

Link Below

https://t.co/yGVyRPj4rm

Feel free to reach out to me with any questions: [email protected]

WAR EAGLE ‼️🦅 🐅

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

The @FIFAWorldCup was fun!

Looking forward to thinking about it again in 46 months.

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

I can’t believe @AUBradLaw let @Zblackerby bully him into getting a new computer.

Show some respect!

Brads computer was good enough to send a dog into space, it’s good enough for the podcasts…

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

fun fact nobody asked for: at 11:15 UTC today the sun shines on 99% of the world's population simultaneously. 8 billion people, one sunbeam. anyway good morning

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

Terrible red card!

Now all Americans know a little of what it feels like to be an Auburn fan with SEC refs.

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

So are these refs from Bosnia or Herzegovina???

[Clint Richardson @Clintau24]

🧵| Shug Jordan in #DDay

When 156,000 Allied soldiers stormed the beaches of Normandy 80 years ago today, James Ralph "Shug" Jordan was one of them.

In fact, Shug was one of the few people to know the secret details of the landings before June 6, 1944. (1/8)

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

@BunkiePerkins All are welcome…

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

I knew this was false when @BunkiePerkins brother was not the one reporting it.

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

@thejuiceisgood @NCAA And nobody knows the umps name but don’t worry he will be working again next weekend on a super regional somewhere…must be nice.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Become ungovernable

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

Little known fact:

Bob Ross used to paint the Ultimate Warrior’s face.

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

Happy Cinco de Cuatro to all who celebrate!
#ArrestedDevelopment #cincodecuatro

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

@CoachGolesh @QPRiggins Great Auburn Football Alumni Day at practice!

Thank You @CoachGolesh and @JerisMcIntyre

#WDE #AUFB #AFLC

[Math Files @Math_files]

In order to be born, you needed:

2 parents
4 grandparents
8 great-grandparents
16 second great-grandparents
32 third great-grandparents
64 fourth great-grandparents
128 fifth great-grandparents
256 sixth great-grandparents
512 seventh great-grandparents
1,024 eighth great grandparents
2,048 ninth great-grandparents

For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4,094 ancestors over the last 400 years.

Think for a moment:
How many struggles?
How many battles?
How many difficulties?
How much sadness?
How much happiness?
How many love stories?
How many expressions of hope for the future? – did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment...

[Bret Eddins @BretEddins]

@BlakeEddins Are you saying….the refs… aren’t great???