I knew I was the GOAT when I saw one of my old joints with his girl at the bar and I sent his favorite drink over, walked over to him, grabbed his face, gave him a kiss, and told ol' girl โdonโt fret b/tch".... "I ainโt sucking that anymore...โ and walked off.
I hope my kids grow up thinking โI gotta tell mom, she will know what to doโ instead of โIโm scared to tell mom because she wonโt understandโ