Bret Patton

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[Bret Patton @bretpatton]

Mark Spears Monsters Blind Bags. Plus previous KS books and more.

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[Bret Patton @bretpatton]

@BrianOkin @VanjaPoker I would swap him for chip. Stuey is definitely in my top 4

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years.

The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to the stars.

It is only possible to travel to Mars when the planets align every 26 months (six month trip time), whereas we can launch to the Moon every 10 days (2 day trip time). This means we can iterate much faster to complete a Moon city than a Mars city.

That said, SpaceX will also strive to build a Mars city and begin doing so in about 5 to 7 years, but the overriding priority is securing the future of civilization and the Moon is faster.

[Bret Patton @bretpatton]

'Good Will Dunkin' : The Pilot' | Dunkin' featuring Ben Affleck https://t.co/WFYXHSdEGr via @YouTube

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[Bret Patton @bretpatton]

@StandUpForTrmp B

[Bret Patton @bretpatton]

@SamMonsonNFL Why didn't you vote Joe Burrow for 2024 MVP based on this logic then? His OL is terrible and he had way better stats than Herbert this year.

Personally I think Stafford should have 1, but voting Herbert made zero sense. All this proves is the NFL needs better voting structure.

[Stand Up For Trump @StandUpForTrmp]

🚨BREAKING: ELON MUSK says, “I think colleges are basically for fun and to prove you can do your chores, but they're not for learning – You don't need college to learn stuff – You can learn anything you want for free.”

You literally just need a phone, internet, and Grok to learn almost anything.

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this man?

A. 100% B. 75%
C. 50% D. 25%
E. 0%

Would be a shame if this went Viral on 𝕏 !!👌

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Bill Maher: "If we are ever going to get back to the old America, that's got to be the Democrats' part of the bargain… You can’t just say sh*t! Math is racist. Queers for Palestine. Looting is cool. Healthy at any weight…"

[DirtyDomDom @DirtyDomDom]

Thank You Cena. 🐐

#SurvivorSeries

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Over 23 years you’ve allowed me to have 544 matches on #WWERaw. The most in WWE history. My favorite match.. is my next one! Which will be our LAST ONE! Don’t miss our last chance to grace @TheGarden ring as we say farewell to RAW live, Monday night on @netflix at 8pm ET!

[The Miz @mikethemiz]

Took ya long enough. You finally did it. Grand Slam Champion, congrats, but here’s the thing. You won the title I made prestigious. Which means when I win this tournament, I’m not just winning gold… I’m restoring legacy. #MizVsCena

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Interesting to read the range of responses

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Thank you Boston. It meant so much to be able, for one last time, to be allowed an opportunity to do what I love, in a place I love, surrounded by those I love. Our performances are only meaningful if YOU the audience invest in us and decide they are. The smile on my face and awe in my eyes in this small clip is an honest show of grateful disbelief & appreciation for all you’ve ever invested in me. Last night meant more than I can ever express. Thank you Boston.

[WWE @WWE]

THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!! 🌐

JOHN CENA IS A GRAND SLAM CHAMPION!

[WWE @WWE]

Nobody is happier to see John Cena as Intercontinental Champion than Rey Mysterio! 💀

[Bret Patton @bretpatton]

@FadeAwayMedia The promo also said somebody he's never gone 1v1 with. Our hope is lost

[Bret Patton @bretpatton]

@TripleH Bummer that Cenas last match will be determined from a tournament and will be somebody to put over. Was really hoping we could get #WWE and #AEW to work together to get @RatedRCope to be there. At least buy him a seat for a farewell. Let all of Cenas history be there.

[Bret Patton @bretpatton]

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[John Cena @JohnCena]

Find peace. Don’t wait for it to find you.