Bret Ashton

lover of the office and naps

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

This debate is like watching two elderly men fight over the last rice pudding in the senior living home cafeteria

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

@jclark_02 It makes you a bully

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

@jclark_02 Play me in Yahtzee

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

@jclark_02 It was the oddest conversation.

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

Barb is a weirdo

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

Today I found out that the majority of my class hasn’t seen School of Rock, and it has bothered me all day.

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

Don’t be rude!

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

@momoalyssa24 I’d take joint custody on this one. 50/50

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

@jclark_02 @momoalyssa24 Leave Noah Centipede alone

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

@jclark_02 @momoalyssa24 Lol I’ll remind you of this after you watch the new movie and love it.

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

@jclark_02 What did Peter Kavinsky ever do to you?

[cristina 🌬️ @cristinaxih]

we have to sit out here and wait a long periololically time.
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[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

Did y’all know Jed was a musician and a songwriter?

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

@imjordanbridges I chuckled at this😂

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

@jclark_02 Does he have a headband on?

[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

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[Bret Ashton @BretRenfro]

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