Brett Sibley

When god gives you lemons, you find a new god.

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Being an early bird has its perks. Got a mocha from Rabble and a bacon, egg and cream cheese bagel from Side Door. And it’s only 8:30. Indy can be cool. Sometimes.

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Eyo @SouthwestAir why the fuck you only giving out pistachios to the extended leg room people only? Kinda fucked up.

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Do people not realize that @NormaJeanBand is a cover band now?

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Coming out of tweet retirement just to announce how stoked I am to have won tickets to see @blink182 @Alkaline_Trio and @DrugChurch in September! What a fucking dream lineup.

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Bob Mould is the punk rock Phil Collins.

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Walking around Kroger and all of a sudden I hear Mystery by Turnstile over the loud speaker and I was like wait what? I forget how big they’ve gotten over the past two years.

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Don’t even try and talk to me til the 7th. I’m officially on vacation and I don’t give a fuck about ANYTHING

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My mom apparently had been holding onto my cd booklet from like 20 fucking years ago that I just retrieved yesterday. All 3 Atticus comps are in there and I don’t know how to handle that. Nostalgia boner today.

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I had Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms playing earlier and my mom was like “omg I hate this” and I had never felt so heart broken in my entire life.

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@SUNDOWN__band at @BlackCircleBeer in 3 weeks! Playing some new songs. Mark your calendars!

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Holy fucking Succession, bro. S4 E3 is like the end all, be all episode. Did not see that shit coming.

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What kind of sociopaths box you in either side at the movie theater in a very empty theater. Like this is about to suck for all of us for 3 hours lol YOI CHOSE THIS HELL

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@jackblack and @lizzo in this new episode of The Mandalorian is blowing my mind right now.

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@504ERR0R BRUH. GETCHU SOME.

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Do BBQ Fritos still exist? I never see dem mother fuckers anywhere anymore. Not as good as Chili Cheese, but definitely better than the original flavor. People who eat OG flavored Fritos are fuckin sociopaths in my humble opinion. Is your favorite candy bar a PayDay too? SMH.

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@PARENTSFIGHTING I said what I said. I don’t mind them on walking tacos, I suppose.

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@504ERR0R No I KNOW those still exist and they absolutely slap. I’m talking about the regular Fritos but they’re BBQ flavored. Do you remember those?! They were pretty good! But like I said, it still has nothin on chili cheese.

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What I love about twitter is it’s essentially just screaming all your random thoughts into the void without being labeled a maniac. It’s much more accepted on this platform and for that we thank you.

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After 18 movies and 6 TV series spanning 11 seasons, I am starting to hit major Marvel fatigue. What’s even more nutty is I still have much of the mountain to climb that is the MCU. Starting to think I need a break. Recommend me something before I start Kitchen Nightmares over.