Brett Bodner

SEO Manager. Contributor to @chorusfm. Former @NYDailyNews @IBTimes and @AsburyParkPress reporter. Monmouth U '13. All opinions are my own.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

If you can’t lose your head after your captain lashes in a 98th minute equaliser on the volley against your table topping city rivals to ensure the last derby at your 133 year old stadium doesn’t end in defeat, we might as well all pack it in and pick a different sport.

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@Benjwinst Still hopeful they’ll get a striker too?

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@pitchforkedpuck Doesn’t Dolan own both? I don’t get how this isn’t settled

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@JohnDeMarsico Cupid shuffle

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Still insane Clemens wasn’t tossed for this

[This Day in Mets History @NYMhistory]

10/22/2000 Roger Clemens throws a piece of a broken bat at Mike Piazza. After the benches clear, Clemens appears to say that he “thought it was the ball” that he was throwing at Piazza.

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@Jared_Carrabis Is that @TheClemReport on drums??

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@Gcam92 @HLTCO One billion percent accurate lol

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@Benjwinst @thebullensview Always a Top 4 performance by all you. Great work again on keeping us all informed (especially over seas)

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@nick_parco Waiting for you to follow this up with the “feeling Minnesota” Soundgarden clip lol

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@J_Schneider Yeah I’m very confused lol

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

This periodically pops up in my feed and it makes me laugh hard every time.

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@nick_parco The No. 2 though….

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@nick_parco Gets an authentic New York slice at Sbarro’s

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@nick_parco The oversized bar for sure knocks them down a few pegs lol there’s never any room in there

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

just assumed that was going to be followed by Timothee Chalamet on a giant worm

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@yasisalek I’m rooting for you two to team up on whatever his next show ends up being

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@LeeFMc83 How many points do you think Forest have taken away? 8? That might be the only thing that saves us

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@MyWeeklyMixtape Had no idea Rod Stewart or Tom Waits did this lol I always think of this version. I learn so much from your tweets 😂 https://t.co/ukEcqYeHlM

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@Benjwinst You guys waiting until Monday for post match? The pods have been my Everton therapy lol