Brett Bolger

Iowa Alum. Corporate Controller. Scumbag by 6PM.

[Brett Bolger @BrettBolger]

Older gentleman at my work has been coasting to retirement since i’ve worked here. I overheard him saying it’s his first Teams call so be patient as he figures it out. 4 years after COVID. First Teams call. That level of quiet retiring is actually fucking impressive.

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I dont think there is a more useless and annoying feature in a car than the auto off/on at stoplights

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$8 back on my tax return. You know what, just keep it man

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@McDonalds

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How it feels when you let a truck merge in front of you and they say thank you by flashing their hazards

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smitty werben jager man jensen ass hat. I know you have all seen the hat episode.

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The Nissan Altimas that daily 290 would absolutely tear up this competition #NASCARChicagoStreetRace

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This lady next to me on the plane is reading straight up smut casually lmao

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Peet stohp

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

Ferrari have registered the fastest pit stops at the first two races of the season.

This mechanic must still be in the garage 👀⚡️

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Well that pretty much covers everything

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@IC_ActivityLog I don’t think this is a coincidence

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Who you callin tim head

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

what in the hell is this

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Whoever started putting the tap to pay on gas pumps should be up for a nobel peace prize

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“I rememeber when they first invented chocolate…chip cookies”

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Did a case study in my MBA of how Netflix destroyed Blockbuster, having a show on Netflix feels like salt in the wound a little bit

[Netflix @netflix]

Well, she said the quiet part out loud...

Blockbuster is now on Netflix.

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Always used to leave easter eggs in my school assignments

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Stumblebee lmao

[Overtime @overtime]

Man I feel bad for Bumblebee 😭
(h/t fail_life1/TT)

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@elonmusk after complaining about declining birth rates while nothing is getting done to fix it

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Bad day to be a hotdog #JoeyChestnut

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Me explaining to the grubhub driver how Chili's bottomless chips and salsa is possible without being at the restaurant