Alejandro Hernandez

secretly a leprechaun. don't tell anybody

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

And so the ancients spoke the holy trinity into existence:

Chile, mole, pozole

And thus we were given life.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

It’s always “you have ADHD” and not “thanks for being able take whatever word or phrase I say and immediately sing it in a song you know”

[MyToasterIsMoist👾 @InvertedToaster]

me as a child gaining self-awareness for the first time

[Daniel Hernandez @dantaco_o]

Give your limes their affirmations. Guys you're doing great. You're so juicy and pretty and delicious. @galcboat

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

@FarfaYGO This is not a real card will not look this shit up

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

Sometimes I eat a cashew and it tastes a liiiiitle bit like pepperoni

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i love people who are fluent in spongebob references

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

@Naomi_Latta Please, anything but the box! Take my gum drop buttons instead 😩

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

She jamoca on my almonds till I fudge

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

@wyrmforge God I miss it sometimes

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

@Naomi_Latta I KNEW IT

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

Me as a father

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

@NoImDirtyDan250 He was like hey guys who wants ice cream 👀 I'm paying 👀👀👀

[✪ daniel barnes ✪ @Danny8bit]

and it's not even close

[Steve Ly @notstevely]

I've never hyper focused so much before...
#GodzillaXKong

[໊ @user0000O0]

i don’t flirt i just yap and hope for the best

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

@ProZD Try a michelada if you haven't had them they will change everything

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

I'm convinced I could eat almost anything with a little bit of lime

[Bray.. @Bray_erryday]

Being short is so random. Like why am I down here

[Alejandro Hernandez @galcboat]

@thatguyvincee Mcdeez