Vincent Joseph

I live my life a quarter mile at a time

[Vincent Joseph @thatguyvincee]

Bar: “LAST CALL”

Me:

[Vincent Joseph @thatguyvincee]

Me showing up to work on Friday pre covid after Thursday night work beers

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Josh Hokit showed up to the weigh-ins "drunk" and threw up on himself 😭

"So what, maybe I was drinking last night. Who wouldn't be. I have a giant black man that wants to knock me out."

[Vincent Joseph @thatguyvincee]

Still trying to understand the Rufus craze

[steve2bacon, CMT 🥓🍩 @steve2bacon]

me in 2002 instead of investing privately in spacex

[Bark @barkmeta]

me with 1 share of SpaceX monitoring the situation all day today

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me with $137 in my pocket worrying about SpaceX opening price so I can buy 1 share

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

duhhhh uhh thanks for taking me to the big game boss!

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The cafeteria lady at the SpaceX canteen realizing she became a millionaire after 10 years of selling coffee to Elon Musk

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

A credit card but instead of cash back you get Touch Tune credits

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

When you pull up to have a serious conversation on income inequality

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: F1 driver Lewis Hamilton, who has a net worth of £500m, lives in Monaco to avoid paying tax, and is in a relationship with billionaire Kim Kardashian, has said "billionaires shouldn't exist"

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

There was this massive flop of a club in Vegas a while back called Kaos. They spent more money than God on the build out, (like $700 million), and then on stealing away everywhere else’s big name DJs and acts. They had Cardi B, Skrillex, Marshmello, J Balvin, and a bunch of other big names. For the grand opening, they had scheduled Skrillex to dj before Travis Scott. Scott was scheduled to go on at 1:30am. Around 4am when he still hadn’t showed up, and Skrillex had finally gotten tired of playing, (think he spun for like 6 hours), the club emptied out. Scott finally showed up around 5am, 4 hours late, and almost fought club management who tried to tell him get lost. He demanded and fought to go on, and played for about 200 people. One of the craziest disasters I’ve ever seen. Talk about a cursed grand opening. Place closed like 6 months later. This guys a great artist, but sucks as a person

[Vincent Joseph @thatguyvincee]

Sending my Venmo request now, Sir Lewis, oh wise one!

[Jack @Jackkk]

Lewis Hamilton says there should be a limit to how much wealth one person can have

"One of the things that I struggle with every day is that there is such a disparity between the wealthy and the poor”

"When you drive around LA there's still so many people living on the streets. You shouldn't be able to have billions"

"I think there should be a limit to how much you can have because there's enough to go around for everyone”

[Vincent Joseph @thatguyvincee]

Being a Dad rocks

[DividendMillennial @DividendMil]

The best part of being an adult is realizing nobody can stop you from spending $1,000 on a lazy river for your backyard.

As kids we dreamed about this stuff.

As adults we call it “financial planning.”

[Mia @boygrrI]

if you live in chicago they should have a dual citizenship program with poland and mexico

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

lmk

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Imagine paying $20/month for Claude when you can just ask questions to the Chipotle customer support bot and get Opus 4.8 for free

[Matt 🍊 @titanmatt_]

I’ve been saying dih bih gah for 24 hours straight and I can’t stop