chris

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[chris @brettcarpio]

HELLO SNOWDON

[Red Lotus ❁ @RojoHasu]

This is why barely anyone dances at clubs or gets really excited in public or really tries to express themselves other than online.

Some antisocial person with a smart phone is on standby, ready to capitalize on it for clout or a dollars of revenue sharing.

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

The UK will soon have 11 living former Prime Ministers - enough for a football squad. Although most of them play on the right wing.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

this wig……… 😭😭

[Owen Arands @OwenArandz]

Accidentally the most dramatic camera work ever seen in the commons just now...

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “Why would an intergalactic space warrior want to stand as an MP in Clacton?”

Count Binface: “Why not?”

[chris @brettcarpio]

so happy to look a mess

[Overwatch Cavalry @OWCavalry]

New #Overwatch Featured Shop Skin: Spellcaster Venture 🪄

🛒 Available in-game now for 1900 Overwatch Coins.

[Orm @orm0nde]

Count Binface is reddit and painfully unfunny on its own but Farage having to run a full campaign to try and beat him after thinking he’s made a 200 IQ political play is very very funny

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

There’s something so funny about putting out such a serious campaign video to fight a bin

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Menacing Freak @taiggoblin]

just embarrassing for the both of us

[vernaxes @verzasah]

Me: Can you swap to Orisa their tank is really-

Zarya:

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when someone shows you a video thats not funny and over 2 minutes long

[めっちゃカメレオンうまい隠れ場所bot @hideposibot]

#めっちゃカメレオン

[TOBI // MOBRAT GUY @boombox4lyferz]

I genuinely just busted out laughing this is really good #Commit2DaBit

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

My god this is good

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham’s train has arrived in London 21 minutes late

He can now claim Delay Repay from Avanti West Coast

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

[House House @house_house_]

🔴🟡🔵 BIG WALK 🔴🟡🔵

Our new game about walking and talking comes out August 4 on Steam, Nintendo Switch 2 and PlayStation 5.

Hang out and get lost with close friends in a big world.

[Santa Monica Studio – God of War Laufey @SonySantaMonica]

@Dominos_UK ok thanks for the feedback, dominos pizza corporate account