Brette Roselyn

feelin’ sassy & wanting to go home

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

Friendly reminder that if you claim to be for gender equality, racial justice, fighting the patriarchy and pro-woman but voted for Trump “because of taxes,” you are a liar and a fake.

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@colincowherd ahhhHhhhHhhHh this IS your birthday (said in Colin’s Herd voice). happy birthday, birthday-buddy 🥳

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

Also one of the 27 people who has seen Tetris…….. @SmartLess

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@SmartLess GUYS! THERE’S A WU TANG QUESTION ON JEOPARDY TODAY!!!!

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

“There are three ways to ultimate success: The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind."-Mr. Rogers

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@SmartLess thank you for having Paul Rudd today - now come through KC on tour and have him back! And ask him about Mike Crapbag and more Judd Apatow stories. ok love u thx

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Cigarette summer has now reached the Vatican

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@SmartLess can’t believe nobody asked @JohnLithgow about his time on Shrek

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@SmartLess Ken Jennings. Make his deal soon, please 🫶🏻

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@Spotify I’m begging you - please stop ignoring my Hot Mulligan “-“ taps when they come on DJ. It’s been months of skipping and asking them to not be played. My ears cannot take it.

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

#SuperBowlLIX

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

Oh go to bed @seanhannity, nobody wants you in a Chiefs jersey #SuperBowlLIX

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Mahomes outfit choice is the behavior of a true psychopath and I fully support it.

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@SOTSPodcast Banks Arcade’s ‘Self Help’ should 100% be on the Best of 2024 list.

[trash jones @jzux]

when your job makes you work on December 26

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@SmartLess yo why was Carry-On not mentioned one single time during previous episodes of Smartless but Black Rabbit was talked about for months??

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@vjpiccini Never made it as a wiseman

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR SPOTIFY WRAPPED PLEASE EVERYONE STOP SHARING

[Brette Roselyn @brettefish]

@vjpiccini I also got mallgoth 😂 shocking, I know

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

got a cabinet position

[Spooky JL @spooky_JL]

Stockpiling 5lb bags of sour patch watermelons in my apartments before RFK makes them unconstitutional