Brette Ruff

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[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

Men’s favorite thing to do is pee and not flush

[eliz @eliza___v]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

Ayo fuck you for making me miss PinkPantheress

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

Men should not be world leaders. They are bad at everything due to their lack of empathy.

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

Sadly I don’t think I’d even be considered at my funeral. I hate Lillies. They smell bad.

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

Wait when is the Super Bowl?

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

I just want an emotionally stable man with a porn stache is that too much to ask for

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

They hate it when I preface but also when I don’t

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

I wore my last pair of contacts for this first date bitch you owe me

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

Thank GOD I don’t have to pretend Grateful Dead songs are interesting anymore

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

Got in trouble at work today for bringing a guest sour cream

[cameron @365PRTYGRL]

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[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Health insurance companies are middle men between you and your doctor.

Health insurance executives buy yachts and vacation homes with the money of cancer patients.

It’s time for universal single-payer, free-at-the-point-of-service healthcare.

[Moo Deng Clan 🦛 @vinabean]

So I’m supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I die?

[CAP Action @CAPAction]

You had a $306,520 PPP loan forgiven.

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Should have taken out a PPP loan and paid my student debt with it

[Brette Ruff @bretteruff]

Dude who works in Bio Tech at the bar today said I should go back to school bc “bartending won’t get me anywhere”… bitch I made $70 an hour tonight

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I cannot, in good conscience, vote for the debt ceiling deal.