Brett

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

“How do I think when movie doesn’t say how to???”

[The Secret Sun Speaks @SecretSunBlog]

Spoiler Alert: Disclosure Day isn't really about aliens or anything like that. It's about magical glow sticks that are never explained or exposited, but comprise the overwhelming bulk of the plot. They also do whatever Spielberg and Koepp need them to do whenever the plot runs aground.

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@n1ghtkitten Oooof

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

I eat my cream bagel In the face of woke… 😫

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

A small act of defiance against Mamdani in NYC…

[saturn’s PR agent @divinatorydoll]

it makes me really sad how ancient sculptures of women (both historical and divine) are always left headless and limbless

it is so iconoclastic and evidential of the violence that happens against women; even in art, women cannot be left with their dignity

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

Nobody likes doing rituals anymore…

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

never date a man from brooklyn because he’ll sit you down and make you watch a trombone solo from joanna newsom’s austin city limits show at 1 am

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@Srirachachau The sheep talk about god more then I thought they would

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

This belongs in a diary

[you effo @you_effo]

Imagine you’re Jenny Slate. You did everything right. You made a vulnerable comedy special, reported studio presidents to HR, even quit your role as a black, Jewish cartoon character because you felt it was “erasing black voices”.

You open your phone to find out Netflix Is A Joke fest is happening… you weren’t invited. Tony Hinchcliffe, Louis CK, and Dave Chappelle are front and center on the press photo.

You call Chelsea Peretti. No answer. You call Scott Ackerman. No answer. You call Loren Michaels. Your number is blocked.

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

Every time I go to Walmart I check out the movies and lego section. This is skill issue. You fucking morons have built this built this prison for yourself.

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@skyler_higley @Srirachachau This belongs in a museum

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@LoonieLunas Flooding 🤨

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@rxscrip Maybe she could be reading the New Yorker?

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

ForcedBinary would be a cool band name

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I like when an insecure bisexual girl makes her boyfriend be nonbinary

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@1jcmaxwell Boooo

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@filmisconstant I need you guys to grow out of 2016 buzzfeed theory. It’s time to think for yourself ❤️🥳

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@splitmaude It’s uncanny once you point it out

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@lollypeezle I work as pool tech during the summer and so many idiots want this color.

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@JamesOKeefeIII Ohh boy the loser gang is rolling into town

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@BfflWffl Bro got scared cause he remembered we have skeletons under our skin

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@OOCCouchGags It’s less about the Simpsons and more how about how stories evolve.

[Brett @BrettLeverette]

@eldissula That’s the dream