Brettman

There ain't no party like your nanas tea party. pronouns he/man.

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@Keir_Starmer Maybe it’s time to retire gracefully, take up painting, or build a model railway. At least then, when everything goes off the rails, it’ll be intentional.

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@andyburnham 🙏 Please.

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@Keir_Starmer When is your first official stand up gig?

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@UKLabour You used to say he's not one of you. Now we know he's just as bad as the rest of you.

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@DoctorWhoWorld_ Wasted opportunity. The same as the 13th.

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@Keir_Starmer And now a change of career.

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@RockstarGames No physical disc, no need to pre-order GTA 6.

At least with a disc, pre-ordering felt like you were securing something real. Now what am I reserving? A download button? A licence agreement? The honour of giving them £70 before the reviews are out?

No thanks.

#GTAVI
#gta

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@RockstarGames No physical disc, no need to pre-order GTA 6.

At least with a disc, pre-ordering felt like you were securing something real. Now what am I reserving? A download button? A licence agreement? The honour of giving them £70 before the reviews are out?

No thanks.

#GTAVI
#gta

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@Keir_Starmer Goodbye 🙂🎆🎇

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@digitalspy It’s not cancelled, it just hasn’t been renewed. Which is, of course, completely different — in the same way being thrown out of the TARDIS isn’t death, it’s “future availability pending.”

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@Nerdrotics @TheCriticalDri2 Clip the run at the exact moment Doctor Karen gets yeeted out of the TARDIS after regenerating. Distant impact noise, thud. Silence. Credits. That's how I ended the show, no more regenerations. I'd like to see a hard reboot and back to the classic DW format.

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@bbcdoctorwho That's great news to me. Thank you.

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@MrHreviews @Keir_Starmer This is truly horrifying. That poor kid.

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@Keir_Starmer You don't appear to be on my side, so no.

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@dhlexpressuk Well it arrived in the end. You sent a text message saying it would be delivered between 13:07 to 14:07 and then your driver rocked up the door at 11:25 with my parcel labeled "next day" 1st April. Delivered today, 8th April. You're worse than Evri.

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Hey @dhlexpressuk, you’ve had my parcel since 2nd April and getting it delivered has turned into a full-time hobby. Delayed because of non-working days, fair enough… but today is a working day and it still didn’t arrive. We waited in all day for fresh air and disappointment.

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@10DowningStreet @Keir_Starmer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Hey @MSDCnews I know you're a little bit behind but....

From

Brett in the year 2026.

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Hey @SkyUK

You can’t confirm in writing twice that an early termination fee is waived, then send collection emails threatening debt recovery. This is how you treat a loyal customer of 14 years. I never missed a payment in 14 years.

I know breakups are never easy, but please!