Brett Cook

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Some people fap to porn. I fap to the cover art for foreign pulp magazines. Don't judge me.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Taking a dump right now, hope I don't pass out this time...

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

My girlfriend once called MechaGodzilla "Megagodzilla." I beat her for it.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

I wish I had a Megalon I could use. Or Jet Jaguar.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Or would anyone notice if I snuck Godzilla in? He'd be a giant figure.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Horrorclix tonight. Hellboy + Jason + Freddy as a team maybe?

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Except for the American one, which is a piece of shit.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

It is Godzilla's 55th birthday. To celebrate, I will watch EVERY MOVIE with my action figures.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

@animatedtrigger That sounds like a dream I had last night.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

He'd also win every time. Also, I want a Vincent Price Horrorclix piece NAO

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Basically, no matter who you put Hellboy up against, it will be THE BEST FIGHT EVER.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Hellboy versus Vincent Price.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Hellboy versus Sharknife.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Hellboy versus Gamera.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Hellboy versus Thor.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

I demand a cross over where the Mythbuster guys meet the Ghost Hunter guys.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

You may think you want a girlfriend who plays video games, but no, you don't, they will hog your DS!!!

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

Not to mention my giant penis.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

...and that would be that it takes nearly seven tries to kill me and my deep affiliation with Hellboy.

[Brett Cook @brettmarcuscook]

and though I NEED the great god Cthulhu, Rasputin is my most sought after piece because I have several things in common with the mad monk.