Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈

Proceed with caution. CICU RN. I have a slight addiction to Indians Baseball. ⚾️

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

I was venting about a physically abusive patient that had punched me and the number of times people laughed about the situation has sent me over the edge. WHAT THE FUCK IS FUNNY ABOUT A NURSE BEING ASSAULTED? IM WAITING.

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

@RandomIgnorance I'm in Dublin! My introverted ass doesn't get out much but I need to. I'm down!

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

The Pinot Grigio was amazing and the French cuisine was exciting. Good night

[Q2turn Queen, RN 🧠 @Q2turnQueen]

Being an ICU nurse is the weirdest thing ever

[west @Rickwest_]

Me and oomf flirting from different states

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

It's been a minute Twitter. Everything good?

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

5am https://t.co/thWl2hk9mj

[Daniel J. Ritter, MD @DRitterMD]

- Pt has a ventric. Plausible in the case of hemorrhagic stroke, but doesn’t fit anti-vax disinformation.

- Pt is wearing a cervical collar. Stroke patients don’t need collars.

Sooo a ventric + collar = trauma patient.

Diagnosis: lazy google search.

No brain activity indeed

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

@Shawn_Sayz I'm so sorry to hear this. Send me a DM if you need someone to talk to or a virtual shoulder to cry on. ❤️

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

You're not a real nurse if these are the things you are concerned about. Especially not a real nurse if you think it's appropriate to call the bedside nurse and bother them multiple times a shift with questions this pointless. #notarealnurse

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

WHO SAYS TROPONIN LIKE THIS I CANT DEAL WITH THIS STUPID SHOW KSSLCNSPXJOSBDPAJDOWBXONAKDB

[Xavier Moon @xkentc]

How I feel after a long holiday weekend

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

@AlliCatMeowMeow Her office is literally 2 blocks from my apartment too

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because he had to work in the hospital

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

Also better than Cerner any day.

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

I'll take it. Also, hi 👋🏻

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

@ThePoeticNS 3rd semester was the worst in my nursing program. You're almost there!

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

@shivermevembers Not illegal in Ohio :)

[Brett 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈 @brettmeisner]

Sounds like assisted suicide and abortion. America explain??

[E. W. S... @NESW123]

Doctors delayed a pregnant teen's chemo because it could harm her fetus. Cancer killed them both. NBC NEWS