Brett Parsons

hb '18

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

First cavs game! Got a twitter just for this #letemknow

[HBCGCJapanSatsuki @HBCGCJapanSat]

Chaperones!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

@hannahschmidttt Amazing! I miss hearing your songs twice a rotation in class!

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

@ellie_felderman I cried when I found out

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

Waiting for Congress to fuck up your healthcare like…

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

Bush dodging a shoe, not to be confused with him dodging his responsibility to ~ effectively ~ aid those devastated by Hurricane Katrina.

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

Dad: I feel like the AP history and Lang exam essay questions are just subtweeting trump

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

@MemesOnHistory @sophieclark06 OMG SHOW YOUR BROTHER!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Space Aliens may be surprised to learn that Humans have multiple languages & cultures and we kill one another because of it.

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

Mom: I think the world would be a better place if we could clone Justin Timberlake, people would just be happier

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

@alilynat ❤hi

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

@nyclover2006 😂😂😂😂😂lol it's kinda true though

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

Camryn: alright you might think this is weird but you know who was really hot when he was young? … Stalin

[Brett Parsons @BrettParsons99]

@sophieclark06 awe this makes me so happy!!!!