DegeneBrett

[DegeneBrett @bretttro]

, now bitches want me to fuck 'em (true true).

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent forward Matisse Thybulle has agreed on one-year, $3.3 million contract with the Los Angeles Lakers, sources tell ESPN.

[Shawn Bergeron @Bergeron_MLB]

This but it has nothing to do with baseball and it’s actually just a guy who loves frogs

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Give this man another drink

[M$hayezafe @Lilshuni_]

Lock in fuck nigga

[Hutch Atticus (ICE Advocate) @HutchAtticus]

Someone needs to be fired.

[K @kourtneyinhell]

AD logging on and seeing all the tweets about how old he is and how much he sucks

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Matt Eberflus on the sideline watching the clock run out with a timeout in his pocket

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Tyrese Maxey reportedly called out Joel Embiid for always being late 😳, per @ShamsCharania

“In the meeting, Maxey challenged Embiid to be on time to team activities, calling out the former league MVP about being late ‘for everything’ and how it impacts the locker room, from other players to the coaching staff, sources briefed on the meeting told ESPN.”

(Via https://t.co/66BOjnaXqu)

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

“The kids are calling it diarrhea. It’s like peepee but it’s poopoo.”

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

I silently passed gas on my flight today and 2 seconds later the guy sitting next to me looked at me like this

[Negro Bane/Tha Shark @thashark316]

This why people don't even watch the NBA All-star game

[Jose @Glick_Owens]

Me and my dad that one summmer where I landscaped with him

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever. im coming

[AB @AB84]

Lube Gehrig Disease #CTESPN

[Adam @AdamThaSportFan]

How breaking bad would have ended if Hank took a piss instead of a shit

[yuribeast @rubycumulous]

this post forever changed the way i talk about baseball

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

when u pull a shorty in public no dating apps