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a dumb guy

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@EnzoSanchezIA @grok Hey @grok why can Elon not do this while maintaining ownership of his businesses?

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@rawmilkhoney Well, then quit blocking my alts

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@videogamedeals Oh FINALLY! More Pac-Man! 🥳

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@Cromwelp If it's fun to play, that means these mechanics were brought together in a way that works. That effort and planning makes it not cynical

Highguard was a cynical amalgamation of borrowed mechanics because they were all mashed together in an uninspired way that bored its audience

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@videogamedeals 🤞Please just be an upscale. No rewrites, redesigns, or added content. Don't fuck this up @Ubisoft 🤞

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@LarryBundyJr Speakers will probably be higher quality on that, so still not accurate.

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@90sPKMN Too late. It will already be terrible.

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@videogamedeals Oh, boy! Detailed artwork for my crawlspace family to enjoy!

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@videogamedeals Probably going to weasel out of it like @HP did with those omnibooks a couple weeks ago. Cowards.

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"Playing video games doesn't pay enough to buy video games!"

"Then get a job"

"Fuck you! You're stupid! Blocked!"

They/them vtubers crash out so easily.

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@NekoGrimmSage @schwagz124 Don't like it? Get a real job.

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@videogamedeals So sick of this guy.

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@videogamedeals Whoa! A collector's edition that comes with the game?! In 2025?? Sorcery!

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@idSoftware why is this a Doom game? Bethesda and Activision are both owned by Microsoft, now. Just reboot Heretic, already!

This is like making Quake 5 and you're fighting Nazis

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@videogamedeals Logitech-Five wasn't Vonnegut's best work

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@FacebookAIslop He finally lost his virginity

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@yun0119yun あなたはいつも素敵ですね

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@videogamedeals $60

The 70-100 hours is just open-world padding anyway. Climbing towers is not fun.

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@vidgamesmonthly Nope. The whole point was for the game to play like an interactive movie. Making a movie based off of that just feels dumb.

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@videogamedeals Switch 2 goes on sale in 24 hours and you're trying to distract me with this? Diabolical, man.