Bre Vandenberg

Just another avocado toast eating millennial.

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

If this is actually an ad for Ushers Vegas residency, it’s working.

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

@amateurmatador God I hope so!

[Darth Dog Mom 🖤 BuccaNole 🏈 @DarthandDogs]

I don’t want an IUD, arm implant, depo shot, or pill because they all make me want to unalive myself. Men really need to stop telling women who are begging for a shred of bodily autonomy to “just get on birth control” like that shit doesn’t wreak absolute fucking havoc on us.

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

Does anyone else have these kind of photos on their phone that are just left after sending them to the group chat or are you normal?

[DaveHolmes.bsky.social @DaveHolmes]

This is bad, but the part where he becomes a full-time folk hero is going to be much, much worse.

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

Only in America can you get away with MURDER, call it self defense, then have people tell you to sue the media for defamation.. Fucking vile.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

SUE THEM ALL, KYLE.
EVERY LAST ONE.

#KyleRittenhouse #NotGuilty

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

& go hawks 🥲

[shannel @shannel_lynn]

go cougs 🥲

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

“We actually believe it's no longer safe for you guys to stay in Paradise.” #BachelorInParadise

[cybr amir @cybramir]

mentally i’m here

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

me, to Jordan Peele, at his house: hey, i’m a big fan. wanna be my friend?

Jordan Peele:

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

excited to spend the next five years reading “the climate crisis is already here” pieces from the same outlets also running “can we afford a green new deal?” op-eds

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

Hearing people are against making Juneteenth a federal holiday blows my mind.
Question: Does it actually have any sort of negative impact on you personally? No. Does ignoring the history of slavery and systemic racism negatively impact others? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

People keep saying “LiStEn To YoUr BoDy” but why can’t she just listen to me!? I treat you well can’t you act like it for a damn change?

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

Happy earth day! @POTUS @VP I would really appreciate yall trying to keep the oceans clean and not let us eat radioactive fish 🥲🥲🥲

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

@chandhi Always.

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

@shannel_lynn @HBO It’s one thing one someone recommends a show for you to watch on Netflix. It’s a whole other level when they loan you the first season on DVD 😂

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

@shannel_lynn @HBO I still internally thank you every time I watch it

[Bre Vandenberg @brevee24]

That last acceptance speech got me feeling all the feels right now 🥺🥺🥺 #GoldenGlobes

[Korey Coleman @Kcoolman]

Saw Ted Cruz went to Cancun while TX freezes. I know a lot of people go to Mexico for cheap medical procedures. Maybe Teddy can get a spine while he’s there. Bitch ass.