Marine Brévart

NBA / WNBA / NFL... CinnamonPorridge sur Twitch, secrétaire pédagogique le jour, team WBLC la nuit #TTFL

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

11 years ago today, Devin Booker made his way to Phoenix ☄️

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Tried to log into my bank this morning

Not a new bank. My bank. The one that has my money

First it wanted my password

Wrong

Tried the other one

Wrong

Reset it

"New password cannot match any of your last 24 passwords"

That is every password I have ever used

Created a new one that I will forget next week

Then it said "please verify you are human"

I am human

I have a mortgage

I paid $52.18 for bread, milk, and eggs last week

Only a human would do that

But the bank was not convinced

"Select all squares with traffic lights"

Nine squares

Three had traffic lights

One had the edge of a traffic light pole

Maybe two pixels of yellow paint

Stared at it for a full minute

Selected it

Wrong

"Select all squares with stairs"

Two squares had stairs

One had a ramp

Is a ramp stairs

A ramp is the opposite of stairs

I selected the two obvious ones

Wrong

It wanted the ramp

I am a CFO

I've fired people with more due process than this

But I cannot pass a test designed to keep bots out of my own checking account

"Click and hold until the image stops moving"

A jigsaw puzzle piece floated across the screen

Held it

"Verification failed"

Held it for thirteen seconds

My finger cramped

"Success"

Then a new screen

"Your account has been locked due to suspicious activity"

The suspicious activity was me

Trying to access my own account

Called customer service

The phone menu had ten options

None of them were "your website thinks I am a robot"

Thirty-seven minutes on hold

The same fourteen seconds of smooth jazz

Looping

Every ninety seconds a voice told me my call was important

It did not sound important

Finally a man answered

"Thank you for holding, my name is John"

That man's name was not John

We both knew it

I did not press the issue

John asked for my mother's maiden name, my first pet, and the street I grew up on

He unlocked the account in forty seconds

Forty seconds

The bank trusts John more than me

And John does not exist

Final tally

Nineteen minutes of captchas

Thirty-seven minutes of smooth jazz

One man who was not named John

To access money that is mine

At an institution that emails me every single day asking if I want a home equity line of credit

My wife walked in

She said "what are you doing"

I said "proving to a computer that I'm not a computer"

She said "are you winning"

I said "I just spent an hour deciding if a ramp is stairs"

She said "that sounds like something a computer would do"

She wasn't wrong

She usually isn't

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[ily@s3 @ilyas3off]

Sans le savoir, Wemby vient de franchir la ligne rouge. Le gendre idéal va devenir le temps d’une vidéo en Qamis un symbole de propagande pour les laïcards et les fachos de France.

Continues Victor, on sera là pour t’accompagner.

[Phoenix Run&Suns France🇫🇷☀️🏀 @RunSuns00005]

Bravo aux Knicks et surtout à notre Mikal Bridges national, qui nous manque grave après toutes ces années 😭
Trop content pour lui et aussi Shamet qui fait de gros play 👍🏀
@KnicksNationFr @mikal_bridges

[Chicago Sky @chicagosky]

special guest at @WintrustArena tomorrow🤭

[Marine Brévart @brevmar]

😳😳😢😢 wow la claque

[TrashTalk @TrashTalk_fr]

Atroce nouvelle qui est tombée il y a quelques minutes, Brandon Clarke est décédé à 29 ans.

Intérieur plein d’énergie à Memphis il faisait partie des belles années Grizzlies récentes. C’est horrible. Des pensées à ses proches et à la Grizzlies Nation.

RIP 🙏

[Golden State Valkyries @valkyries]

#13 Janelle Salaün ⚔️

[Golden State Valkyries @valkyries]

#1 Gabby Williams ⚔️

[TrashTalk @TrashTalk_fr]

Clap de fin sur la saison 2025-26 pour les Suns ! 🎬☀️

Saison très largement réussie au vu des attentes en début d'année.

Nouveau coach, nouveau projet, bien loin de l'addition de stars à laquelle l'Arizona était contraint d'assister... Et ça a marché.

Atteindre les Playoffs c'était déjà presque inespéré, alors en sortir sans se faire HUMILIER c'est que du bonus.

La Suns Nation peut être enthousiaste quant à son avenir !!!

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Phoenix Mercury @PhoenixMercury]

The 3x Olympian from Bordeaux, France is heading to The Valley!

[Phoenix Mercury @PhoenixMercury]

Welcome to The Valley, Valériane!

[Phoenix Mercury @PhoenixMercury]

Kahleah Freakin' Copper is staying home in The Valley 🔥

[Golden State Valkyries @valkyries]

All-Star. All-Defense. All ours.

We have signed @gabbywilliams15 to a multi-year contract.

[Chicago Sky @chicagosky]

SKYlar 🤝 SKYtown

we’ve officially signed Skylar Diggins.

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

The newest member of the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame!

Congrats, Amar’e, on being named to the 2026 HOF Class! 👏

[Anasse Kazib @AnasseKazib]

Solidarité avec tous les Blancs qui se font contrôler 20 fois plus que les Noirs et les Arabes, parce qu’ils sont blancs. Solidarité avec tous les Blancs à qui on refuse des logements et des emplois parce qu’ils sont blancs. Solidarité avec tous les Blancs qui n’ont pas le droit de vote et qui finissent en centre de rétention parce qu’ils sont blancs.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Amar'e Stoudemire, Candace Parker, Elena Delle Donne and Doc Rivers are among the members inducted into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame Class of 2026, sources tell ESPN.

[- Le Direct Info 🔴 @LeDirectInfo]

Noelia Castillo Ramos, 25 ans, victime d'un viol collectif brutal en 2022 alors qu'elle vivait dans un centre pour jeunes vulnérables sous la tutelle de l'État, doit être euthanasiée aujourd'hui en Espagne.

L'agression l'a profondément traumatisée, et elle a par la suite tenté de se suicider en sautant d'un immeuble.

Elle a survécu à la chute mais est restée paralysée à partir de la taille. Depuis lors, elle vit avec une douleur physique constante et un handicap sévère.

La Cour constitutionnelle espagnole a fait droit à sa demande d'euthanasie, rejetant l'appel de son père.