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Mental Heath Technician

West coast is the best coast

Older than I look

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[The Chief @TheChiefActual]

Calling on Nintendo to cancel Donkey Kong. I was playing and heard MONKEY NOISES

[B @brevoid]

@EliLebowicz Holy shit memory unlocked

[Eli Lebowicz @EliLebowicz]

To anyone trying to use Outlook today.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

have they tried putting our emails in Sprite

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Yesterday:

“I hope this email finds you well.”

Today:

“I hope this email finds you.”

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

“you look tired”
thanks i’m trying to stay alive

[m @skitzocat]

everything i love is either illegal or dangerous

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Sorry I didn’t reply. I was pretending I didn’t see the text, and then I forgot about it.

[yash @yashtiwaarii]

BDSM ( been depressed since march 2020 )

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Being emo in 2005 took commitment. You couldn't just order the entire aesthetic and have it delivered tomorrow.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Insane that the n-word is a bigger taboo than mocking an assassination victim.

[zen @zentwo0]

Some workplaces punish you for being efficient by giving you everybody else's work.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Hey Quick Question has Everyone lost their Ever Loving Fucking Minds today or What

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

My position on deep-sea exploration is simple: anything living 20,000 feet underwater with 400 teeth and a lantern growing out of its forehead is none of my business.

[Fav @favwontmiss]

Yall hate millennials so bad because we didn’t put an age cap on having fun

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Did you know you could take a screenshot of a tweet by throwing yourself into an active volcano