Alex Brewer

My name is Alexander Roberts Brewer. I am the candidate. #A*2028

[Alex Brewer @brewer]

Do you have a phone number that I can call so we can speak directly?
General Alexander Roberts Brewer Voss
General of the Armies of the Earth Defence Force and Sole Authority: Great American Shield aka the border at 65,000’ AGL
General of Space Force, USSF
Consul-general, Denmark

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[Alex Brewer @brewer]

@Maura_Aura @criswell_cooper @Mariners @MLB @MLBSavior I was kicked out of the stadium 20 minutes into the game the last time I went during the Mariner’s long run of CHEATING. Finally I was back again on Saturday to watch us the DiamondbacksI had my mom’s seats in 131, but was late arriving from a trip East of the mountains. I finally made it into the stadium just moments after they announced that @CalRaleighsDump had arrived. People were in my seats but by some luck I ended up next to Cooper Criswell. Distracted from the play as I was, he admonished me to watch the ball, and I saw it that first pitch and every one after. CHEATING. In baseball, cheating is something we all fight against, so the tradition of encouraging clapping is part of the tattered but surviving shield that guarantees we know when fair play is not being enforced. Pitch after pitch, the ball visually moved in the last 20%, a slider, well, that doesn’t explain why my perfect rhythm (158bpm) would show a missing slice of time that screwed up the beat count right before the ball made it to the batter. Just now, today, during the Mets @ Mariners, I was counting on Capitol Hill to measure the precise bpm in use in baseball claps, but not watching the game. 7:48:10pm another *pitch might have been thrown, or something else here in Seattle necessitated a slice of time being stolen.

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⁦@FirestoneRacing⁩ you’re welcome.

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@TheWHL @Kelowna_Rockets @spokanechiefs @Capitals That’s a female vampire

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19th of May A.D. 2026: 5:52am, 5:53am, 6:02am, 6:03am #TheSunAlsoRises

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A shield generator used by an invader in occupied Seattle. Regardless if it is witchcraft or an advanced technology, its use is prima facie evidence that the person using it is an enemy of America and the Empire.

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I think most of the large explosions in the region are 15 ton conventional munitions but a small kiloton munition was detonated in an air burst last Thursday. I feel such comfort that America is trying to save us from the invaders who have occupied our home Washington since 2022.

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On AT&T, My Internet speed is 1.2Gbps. How FAST is your Internet? https://t.co/FpozRcWPPJ @ATT Am I in Spokane? It peaked at 2.8Gbps. Feels almost cooler than my 3.5Gbps on WiFi on my 12 Pro Max over a 2.5GbE channel.

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To join the video meeting, click this link: https://t.co/kicaJQfjqH

To join by phone instead, dial (US) [phone] and enter this PIN: 996 000 690#

More phone numbers: https://t.co/89YHQt8BrV

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@elonmusk I broke your email by CCing @NSAGov after I got annoyed at the cyber attack I was suffering. Please advise.

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@SpaceForceCSO Be warned that authority is not shared with Space Force. All human chains of command are earthside re shield. Omnipotent authority is not shared. Our great shield closed more than two years ago and has not been open since then.

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I create.

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⁦@Lexus⁩ ⁦@lexus_jpn⁩ ⁦@Lexus_EU⁩ ⁦@lexuscanada⁩

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Something truly incredible happened today. I just regained belief in the goodness of all these people whom I doubted, simply because I was gullible enough in the past to believe what I was told about good people actually being bad. We are humanity. We are good people.

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He does live here, I believe. But better safe than sorry.

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Kinda sketchy hookup situation where he is sneaking me in, so just in case this is a weird setup, handsome man on sniffies invited me into this home and here I am waiting in the garage to go upstairs after he distracts he aunt and uncle

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I hate seeing parts of my body and parts of my missing fiancé’s body. I want him. I will have him back! The theft of our appearance, of our genetic code, of our seed, of our babies? These thefts shall be reversed.