Christopher “Mad-Man” Brewer

Proud Father of 4, Social Worker, and Republican. Ozarks ‘89 and Avid D3 Baseball Lover. 1988 Sig Ep Beer Pong Champ #MAGA

[Dave “Ripper” Thompson @RipandDipDave]

Let’s have a day. (Double bread no slaw)

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@gooseballreese @BubbaB87

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@shecallmebilly @thewick44 You sure as hell had time to @ me! Glad to see I am on your mind. Next time you think of me, make sure I’m balls deep in your mom! #rentfree

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@thewick44 @petermillarstar How you felt typing that lame ass tweet! #fuckingloser

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@thewick44 @petermillarstar LOL! I am not quite sure what a “huzz” is. That is a word for somebody with a pea brain like you. Regardless I’ll still take your bitch though!

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@DickButtkus1996 @shecallmebilly @BigHossHawth02 @thewick44 @JasonBourne1128 @BubbaB87 @giddyupjackson_ Thank you for changing how you type. Good boy.

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@DickButtkus1996 @shecallmebilly @BigHossHawth02 @thewick44 @JasonBourne1128 @BubbaB87 Sup Burg, It’s awfully funny how your tweets are signed and written nearly identical to @BubbaB87. If I were you, I’d take his johnson out of your ass and shove it in something pleasant. Like @giddyupjackson_’s mom!

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@shecallmebilly @BigHossHawth02 @thewick44 @JasonBourne1128 @BubbaB87 @DickButtkus1996 I’m sorry Billy, no one asked though you fucking loser!! #DiamondGents fucking suck. My glorious UofTheO will show why the SCAC blows!

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@BigHossHawth02 @thewick44 @JasonBourne1128 @BubbaB87 @DickButtkus1996 @shecallmebilly

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@BigHossHawth02 @thewick44 @JasonBourne1128 @BubbaB87 @DickButtkus1996 Congratulations, you became so unoriginal you have to resort to a GIF. Onward, peasant.

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@BigHossHawth02 @thewick44 @JasonBourne1128 @BubbaB87 @DickButtkus1996 Wow, I just noticed that I am now included in your profile header. When you are done, you might want to wipe your mouth off, you are bound to get lock jaw soon… #meatrider #dicksucker

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@PathOfMen_ Just finished cranking hog! Best 37 seconds of my life. Don’t listen to this dweeb #strokethatshit

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@BigHossHawth02 @thewick44 @JasonBourne1128 No one is a fan of you, LOL. You are a fucking loser! Last time I checked, @BubbaB87, @DickButtkus1996 and I were tag teaming your sister. I wonder who she got that WAP from #motherlikedaughter

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@giddyupjackson_ The only thing I’ll kamikaze is your mom!! She is fat as fuck😂 #fatfuck #mooseknuckle

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@BigHossHawth02 @giddyupjackson_ @BubbaB87 @BinBallin911 @TrentSkiv77 @shecallmebilly Looks like the same fist I pounded your mom with!! That shit was fuckin loose😂 #neveragain #thatshitwasass

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@DickButtkus1996 @xensface HA! Good one Dick, at least they don’t need Ozempic to get their BMI below 33%. Hit the treadmill ol’ son.

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@BubbaB87 @BigHossHawth02 @DickButtkus1996 @BinBallin911 @ackangaroosbsb Mad-Man reporting,
You and @BigHossHawth02 definitely peg! I’ve never seen anything like this before. The compensation is almost as bad your tweets. I’ll order yall a double-sided dildo.
You’re welcome,
Mad-Man

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@BigHossHawth02 @giddyupjackson_ @DefiantLs Good one, Jasp. Words well chosen, especially when they are from me. LOL! Think for yourself for once. We all know you don’t have a clue what box is. It’s not that blow up doll you have in your closet.

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@heatdaddy69420 Man, that looks nearly identical to my good buddy @BigHossHawth02, but I remembered he doesn’t slang tail like that! HA! Keep trying young buck, you’ll find yours one day.