Brew McCoy

Washed up alcoholic, Give me a cigar, Part-time Accountant, Bleed SAE, Raging Alcoholic, Extreme Conservative, wife beater

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

It’s snowing in Knoxville on Valentine’s Day. Hope my ex gets pregnant #fuckthatbitch

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

Top cheese pizza dealer goes down, hoping this means it’s now free. Thanks BYX #cheesepizza

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

Hearing that Fiji social chair did the same thing, goodbye Boston twea party #phags

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

Convinced our frat treasurer to throw all the dues on Travis Scott halftime and mark wahlberg appearance. We are officially so fucked

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

Went to Dollywood, super fucking pissed. Didn’t even get to see dollys jugs. #dollypartoncannons

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@DocJebKing97 Fuck u

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@2kgetcashgang @grok where is the “nice set of rack” in this picture

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@2kgetcashgang Dear Julian,

Surveyed the picture and the rack has not been found. In fact, I have seen “more rack” on the fat kappa sig than that

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@charlesbrut Sandwich from hell

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@charlesbrut Guilty!

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@BuschBeer #BLAppleStockUp #Sweepstakes

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@RonnyDesheilds6 @JarvisLandryutk Dear Ron,

Ab needs a step stool before any bitch will touch him. I have a better chance of fucking Margot Robbie than him getting looked at.

Sincerely,
Brew McCoy III

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

Bartender said she’s impressed I lasted 3 rounds. Said my favorite player is shadeur. #browns!

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@Chip_Barbour69 Agreed, seen this fag lurkin around campus

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

Brew has recently entered the transfer portal. I’m considering going from a top 15 offense to the 115th ranked offense to get paid $1 million less. Thoughts? #BREWCLA

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

Dear Brew,

For future reference, when the adpi slut let’s you fuck first night and leaves her Bible on your nightstand for her AM Bible study, run far far away. And I mean far.

Sincerely,

Brew McCoy III

#whathasthisworldcometo

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@on3 Wow this guy is such a phaggggggg

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

I thought we ran this Polynesian fuck nigga outta town? Now he’s still talking about teamwork? Die fucker! #leave

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

@2kgetcashgang Dear Julian,

I highly recommend womps during the masters. Was a great experience.

Cheers,
Brew McCoy III

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

Ex wife blocked me, hearing rumbles about her fucking some lambda. You will find me at the bottom of the Tennessee river next to Nico’s bitchass

[Brew McCoy @brewmccoy]

Hey Nico, fuck you! Jake Perkslinger is the new Johnny football. White boy bring us to the promised land, what the fuck is even a Polynesian? #immaleave