patricia k. bonkers

catfish superfan

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

this website kinda feels like that strip mall you still go to because there’s a really good vietnamese place but every other business has closed or is a bail bondsman or whatever

[Gojasi🇿🇦 @Gojasii_]

Put “The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck” DOWN !

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

andy samberg lookalike contest tonight at my house

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[oat milk princess 🇵🇸 @heartluvr2000]

little bramble mouse in the autumn leafs. btw

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

he’s actually moving into one of the top 5 diva slots for me

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption

[Liz Finnegan @TheGingerarchy]

attention all eagles fan, don't support this liberal propaganda factory. get rid of your season tickets, refuse to renew them next year, and this year you should sell all your tickets for dirt cheap on the secondary market or even to me directly and i'll help you dispose of them.

[will @twothickscoops]

“I hate small talk” is such a common opinion but I cannot relate in the slightest. Talking about jack shit with someone I will likely never meet again is like a drug for me

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Asking what happened when I actually already know every detail from my network of rats

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I don’t like who I become when I’m around a cheese board. Very greedy and competitive

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me at the job i begged god for