David Cop-A-Feel

half a pack of peas

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

Never refer to me as a bartender ever again from here on out I will accept nothing short of “cocktologist”

[floobsie (hiatus kinda) @fioobsie]

why is it so hard to say rough twice in a row : /

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

Nope

[vel @churchmouseirl]

the lion hadnt really thought about it that way

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

I should have known checkout at Aldi would take 45 minutes I just want my pizza bagels dude im shaking like an excited dog

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

Okay I think I’m human again

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

@_kyyliee_1 Don’t do it twin

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

@_kyyliee_1 CERN

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

Not now kitten, daddy’s watching the poop cruise

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

Name’s Gary. Short for Garry.

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

I took a bed frame for granted so bad baby I miss you

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

@p_ssypr_nt It’s so messy but so fun 😭😭

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

@_kyyliee_1 Oop

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

@_kyyliee_1 That’s the only thing on my agenda so far 📝🧐

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

Gonna deep clean my apartment tonight at like 2am when I get off work so I can rot in a sparkly apartment that smells like lavender and musky candles for my off days this week

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

@_kyyliee_1 I’m off everyday this week except Thursday they’ll let us borrow it again whenever! We can also go by some thrift stores mammy was telling me about one if fairhope she got a basically brand new couch for $150

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

@_kyyliee_1 “Can I pull you for a chat?” what if I had a gun

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

This man always looks at my story when I don’t have anything FUNNY POSTED

[David Cop-A-Feel @brewtytooty]

My landlord is in my living room installing windows so naturally I am trapped in my bedroom hearing the faint but passionate call of the cold pizza in my fridge but I refuse to show myself