Elyse Brey

“I'm Elyse Brey and I get respect. Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect.”

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

It's WMU Giving Day! Make a gift to one of our 16 Athletic Programs or to the Bronco Athletic Fund to support all of our student athletes! Help us keep the Golden Bronco in it's rightful home! https://t.co/yITcxRnrEs https://t.co/TRS9lJrbv5 via @DonorDrive

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

I think my love language is ALL of the love languages

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

Fun Fact: if the car in front of you in the drive thru pays for your meal, you don’t have to then pay for the person behind you too. You can just enjoy your free meal.

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

Someone just asked me what fruits I like and I had to google “fruit” to compile the list.

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

How do I unfriend Team Snapchat?

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

I understand that it’s Christmas, but please still warn people if you’ve put peppermint in your baked goods. We’ve had a hard enough couple of years as is….

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

@_byrdstheword_ Lol. I’ve been making bets on who I think will be though.

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

It is a gosh dang crime to humanity that #gingerale is not a fountain drink option at fast food establishments. I will die on this hill.

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

Went to two separate Targets today to find both pieces to a matching sweatsuit. Got home and discovered that instead of a complete outfit, I got two pairs of pants. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

@kreestensmith Same. I got so excited about a rug yesterday until I realized it was $1,500. I’m not kidding.

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

@kreestensmith Thank GOODNESS

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

How I know that I really am 30: saw an Instagram ad for “trendy clogs” and thought to myself “those things are fuckin dumb but I still think I want them....”

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Call me a tree hugging hippie but I think you should just *be able to go to the doctor*

[WMU Alumni Association @wmualumni]

Are you a Gary Fund member? Be on the lookout for a call from our volunteers to thank you for supporting our 400+ student-athletes along with an update on WMU Athletics. We are thinking of you. #broncoshelpingbroncos

Learn more here: https://t.co/G0IaYhzwFN

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

@kreestensmith Totes. I’ve been doing a HARD nod, Like a very polite bandit. 🤠😷

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

To the child in the salon with his mother who just sat down in the relaxation area and screamed “WHERE’S MY IPAD?!..... NO, BOTH CAKE POPS!”...... same little dude, same.

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

To the woman next to me on the treadmill RUNNING, with an iced coffee, a Louis Vuitton clutch, and a cell phone..... get yours, boo.

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

It’s STAGGERING the difference in time it takes me to get ready/look presentable depending on whether I NEED to be there or WANT to be there. Examples: I WANT to get drinks - 20 minutes vs. I NEED to go to work - 2 hours.

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

@kreestensmith #humblebrag

[Elyse Brey @breyek]

Just pulled a dryer sheet out of the leg of the pants I am currently wearing, in a work meeting, sitting next to my boss.... which he absolutely saw. Happy Monday Everyone!