Jev came out and people instantly started doing dumb sh*t with it
Minecraft, Mario, a Tesla car, a real phone, a trading account and basically said:
"your call."
here's what happened:
> minecraft-agent
Jev beat Minecraft.
a bigger model plans the route, Jev picks every single move: mine, craft, fight.
8:43 run. 131 decisions. killed the dragon with exploding beds.
> https://t.co/3K0gk9Wh6C
> jevpilot
a Tesla-style autopilot in a browser driving sim.
Jev picks steering + speed up to 4 times a second.
> https://t.co/XUbyNELk27
> typesafe-mario
Jev plays the original Super Mario.
it gets Mario's position, enemies and terrain as data and presses one of 7 buttons.
no screenshots. no vision.
> https://t.co/Rm9h5a5x3p
> mobile-jev
Jev drives a real Android phone.
opened Uber, typed the route, got to payment.
~9 actions. ~21 seconds.
> https://t.co/TZmU2jiVVU
> jev-voice-browser
talk to your browser. Jev clicks.
it often acts before you finish the sentence.
~300ms per word. whole demo cost ~1 cent.
> https://t.co/bo5CJ4rxqr
> jev-trade
5 coins on Hyperliquid.
every second Jev picks: long or short -> open, close or hold.
> https://t.co/VjmUdUf05Z
> youtube-sponsor-detection
"this video is sponsored by..." -> skipped.
under a cent per hour of video.
> https://t.co/TUrAJ1j86B
> unclutter
Jev looks at a page and hides the ads, cookie popups and newsletter boxes.
remembers each site, so the next visit costs zero API calls.
> https://t.co/mE9xkOpGcd
> jev-pruner
your 76,000-character log -> 4,000 characters before Claude reads it.
errors stay. noise goes.
> https://t.co/fwNEAwWuij
> fast-jev-compaction
Claude Code usually summarizes old context and loses details.
here Jev just decides what to keep and what to drop.
nothing gets rewritten.
> https://t.co/NlTzsrwgrr
and here's the pattern:
none of these need Jev to write anything.
they need it to look and pick:
MINE / CRAFT / FIGHT
LEFT / RIGHT / JUMP
TAP / TYPE / SCROLL
LONG / SHORT / HOLD
AD / NOT AD
KEEP / DROP
that's the whole thing.
the big model plans. Jev picks. code does the rest.
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