Ryan Bresnahan

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

TIL tin can string telephones aren't just a gag from cartoons and actually work.

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

If I've learned anything from Wizards of the Coast, the next version of ChatGPT will be vastly inferior.

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

Call me backwards-looking on UI, but I don't think I should have to edit the registry to make right-clicking files functional again.

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

Spotify seems very confused as to what counts as folk.

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

I will maintain this is not about quality or collecting. In a world where music is cheap and easy enough to leave in the background without thought, vinyl demands intentional attention as part of the experience.

[Rob Abelow @AbelowRob]

Vinyl sales just broke the all-time high this week in the US.

2.23 million sold.

Vinyl just will not quit.

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

It would be grand if my phone would stop auto-converting to emoji whenever I typed ©, ®, and ™.

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

@linnathren UUM for most platforms approaches 0

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

Look, in my time in business I've strung together a lot of absolutely bullshit jargon, but this man has me completely outclassed with this one. Without even using a single acronym.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

New Twitter will strive to optimize unregretted user-minutes

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

Beethoven’s music is actively bad. He writes a dominant chord, knowing we will anticipate a tonic resolution, only to purposefully deceive his listeners when he resolves to the minor submediant, (1/363)

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

Look, it's either this or barricades in the streets. The timeline is yours to choose, Hollywood.

[Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast @KermitmentPod]

FLEECED: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2025)

Directed by @rianjohnson

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

But you don't pay eight dollars to edit

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

This is why you post for SaaS

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

*pay for

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

Also then you could reasonably use it as a verb. 10x is so stupid.

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

Tech bros should stop saying "ten ehks" and start saying "decamate".

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Leopard gecko chilling 🎶 (sound)

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

I love that we treat "another" as a separable adjective by functionally splitting off "a" as if it were an article. Language is weird.

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

@alsojaypeg Merry Christmas

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

@alsojaypeg

[Ryan Bresnahan @brezybear]

@alsojaypeg