What is up with all the crickets this year? Or is it just me they follow?
-in my job interview
-in my shower
-in the hallway at work
-now behind my coffee maker
Is the cricket plague part of 2020? Because I certainly didn't get the memo.
What do you do when you have to sneeze? Take mask off and expose everyone or leave your sneeze in the mask? So far neither have been great options for me.
#masketiquette
We are finding out what happens when our kid eats candy all day.
No sleep.
Lots of crying.
I'm sorry to all the parents whose kids I gave candy to in the past.
You wanna know what's scary? Looking out the window when it's dark out. And someone is looking back at you. You can't see them, just their eyes looking directly at you. #ihopeitsmrhenry#thankyouscarymanfortakingthetrashout