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blah blah blah

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

shout out to almonds for making milk without even having titties

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

@KingChicken42 Ur not alone

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Who did this?:

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

@m@@@@

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

texting my chef friends and saying “i love fresh ingredients” then texting my rat friends and saying “i love to eat trash”

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

flight attendant: he’s having a heart attack is anyone here a doctor

me: no but im an empath. i feel soooo bad for him :(

[sally darr @sallydarr]

oh come on

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

Is mercury in retrograde or some other bullshit, or did everyone decide to be big fat meanies??
#poopoo

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

The idea of making an ice-cream shop that sells strictly 🙅🏼‍♀️ cold soupy icecream, sounds both innovative and for some reason.. illegal?? Or am I just being silly

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

@TomBrady Well first off tom, you can teach me how to play football so I can absolutely shit on these boys

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

@_chasebertrand_ As he currently sits in his room binge watching iCarly

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

I would spend good money if there was a musical on Broadway for the duck song

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO RETWEETS THIS WILL WIN MY MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY!

BUCCANEERS VS GIANTS!

ALSO MY BOOK, FLAG AND TOWEL!

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND RETWEET TO WIN!

I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:40 EST!

#NFL #MNF #TBvsNYG #Buccaneers #GoBucs #Giants #TogetherBlue

[yesssicaa @tuufavoritaflor]

Having a job is cool till you have to go to it

[luke @LDisapio]

I’m tryna get some mimosas and pass out

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

@LDisapio Okay but are you????

[bwee @bri_ercoli]

@ColeyVance Cue J. Cole "workout with me. workout with me. Doo doo doo doo doOoOo"

[Saúl Palafox 🔱 @Saul_Palafoxy]

I don’t think my plug understood me..