Bri

with great power comes a hefty electric bill

[Bri @bri_glaser]

@alexbrandt72

[Bri @bri_glaser]

When I was in college I had to walk 17 miles uphill both ways in -40 degree snow tsunamis just to get those Dejope wings... kids these days have it too easy 😤😤😤

[UW-Madison Housing @HousingUW]

The 'bots are here & they're Bucky-approved! Introducing @StarshipRobots food delivery robots. Download the Starship Deliveries App, choose what you want from Carson’s Market, Four Lakes Market, or Liz’s Market, and drop a pin where you want it delivered. https://t.co/IaLz4RLnqJ

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The drinks at Monday's will kill you

[Bri @bri_glaser]

spent too much time focusing on if you could, didn’t stop to think if you should

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

[Bri @bri_glaser]

@lynnettekeilen Lol wut these are three very different things

[hottiesparkles @hottiesparkles]

Garrett, you legend 😂 gonna miss this quality content

#TheBachelorette

[Bri @bri_glaser]

MIKE FOR BACHELOR

[Bri @bri_glaser]

me forcing other people to watch the bachelorette w me

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

i’m not saying get ready

but get fucking ready for everything

[Good Bean Jokes @goodbeanjokes]

More like Mercedes Beanz

[Bri @bri_glaser]

@BraxOnBrax19 I think I got played by my doctor

[Bri @bri_glaser]

@bananabarrow15 @nomargretz Theodore cuz he looks like a teddy bear 😂

[Bri @bri_glaser]

floofy pup is here to grace your Twitter feed

[Bri @bri_glaser]

I was taking my puppy out yesterday just as the mail woman was walking out of my apartment building and she goes, “oh my gosh what a cute puppy! Please don’t hate me when you’re older!”

[Bri @bri_glaser]

Turns out I can successfully charge people for pictures of my puppy

[Bri @bri_glaser]

Have you ever met a coworker’s wife and spend an entire conversation referring to her husband by the wrong name? hahahaiwannadiehahaha

[Bri @bri_glaser]

Alright y’all the news just said that beer deliveries have stopped in the Midwest because of the weather and this is THE LAST STRAW

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Not to brag, but I’m in ketosis rn

[Bri @bri_glaser]

@chelsieb000 Omg yes!

[Bri @bri_glaser]

@packers are about to have the biggest female following in all of the NFL