remember when youd go over to ur friends and go to the “computer room” to the old shitty desktop n sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend showed you Charlie the unicorn n Harry Potter puppets and their older siblings were listening to Soulja boy and tpain ya
Tbh, if u still are best friends with ur crew from high school that’s amazing and be proud of that. Most hs friendships end as soon as you go your separate ways.
Me sober in an Uber:
Me drunk in an Uber: Ya but you see, their parents never catch them. The sister is always trying to tell on them. But they never get caught. It’s insane. And there’s a fucking platypus. Ya it’s called Phineas and Ferb dude you seriously have to check it out
People have made me feel weird about drinking my water bottles because I put my mouth around the top SO when I’m in public I feel forced to conform #imjusttryingtostayhydrated